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2 | Vonneguts | |
3 | Commencement | |
4 | Address | |
5 | at | |
6 | MIT | |
7 | Ladies | |
8 | and | |
9 | gentlemen | |
10 | of | |
11 | the | |
12 | class | |
13 | of | |
14 | 97 | |
15 | Wear | |
16 | sunscreen | |
17 | If | |
18 | I | |
19 | could | |
20 | offer | |
21 | you | |
22 | only | |
23 | one | |
24 | tip | |
25 | for | |
26 | the | |
27 | future | |
28 | sunscreen | |
29 | would | |
30 | be | |
31 | it | |
32 | The | |
33 | longterm | |
34 | benefits | |
35 | of | |
36 | sunscreen | |
37 | have | |
38 | been | |
39 | proved | |
40 | by | |
41 | scientists | |
42 | whereas | |
43 | the | |
44 | rest | |
45 | of | |
46 | my | |
47 | advice | |
48 | has | |
49 | no | |
50 | basis | |
51 | more | |
52 | reliable | |
53 | than | |
54 | my | |
55 | own | |
56 | meandering | |
57 | experience | |
58 | I | |
59 | will | |
60 | dispense | |
61 | this | |
62 | advice | |
63 | now | |
64 | Enjoy | |
65 | the | |
66 | power | |
67 | and | |
68 | beauty | |
69 | of | |
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71 | youth | |
72 | Oh | |
73 | never | |
74 | mind | |
75 | You | |
76 | will | |
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88 | faded | |
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91 | me | |
92 | in | |
93 | 20 | |
94 | years | |
95 | youll | |
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98 | at | |
99 | photos | |
100 | of | |
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103 | recall | |
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105 | a | |
106 | way | |
107 | you | |
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109 | grasp | |
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111 | how | |
112 | much | |
113 | possibility | |
114 | lay | |
115 | before | |
116 | you | |
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151 | equation | |
152 | by | |
153 | chewing | |
154 | bubble | |
155 | gum | |
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678 | me | |
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680 | the | |
681 | sunscreen | |
682 | Kurt | |
683 | Vonneguts | |
684 | Commencement | |
685 | Address | |
686 | at | |
687 | MIT | |
688 | Ladies | |
689 | and | |
690 | gentlemen | |
691 | of | |
692 | the | |
693 | class | |
694 | of | |
695 | 97 | |
696 | Wear | |
697 | sunscreen | |
698 | If | |
699 | I | |
700 | could | |
701 | offer | |
702 | you | |
703 | only | |
704 | one | |
705 | tip | |
706 | for | |
707 | the | |
708 | future | |
709 | sunscreen | |
710 | would | |
711 | be | |
712 | it | |
713 | The | |
714 | longterm | |
715 | benefits | |
716 | of | |
717 | sunscreen | |
718 | have | |
719 | been | |
720 | proved | |
721 | by | |
722 | scientists | |
723 | whereas | |
724 | the | |
725 | rest | |
726 | of | |
727 | my | |
728 | advice | |
729 | has | |
730 | no | |
731 | basis | |
732 | more | |
733 | reliable | |
734 | than | |
735 | my | |
736 | own | |
737 | meandering | |
738 | experience | |
739 | I | |
740 | will | |
741 | dispense | |
742 | this | |
743 | advice | |
744 | now | |
745 | Enjoy | |
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747 | power | |
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749 | beauty | |
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751 | your | |
752 | youth | |
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756 | You | |
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765 | your | |
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773 | in | |
774 | 20 | |
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776 | youll | |
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799 | how | |
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811 | imagine | |
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836 | gum | |
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932 | how | |
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1230 | Politicians | |
1231 | will | |
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1254 | noble | |
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1256 | children | |
1257 | respected | |
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1259 | elders | |
1260 | Respect | |
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1262 | elders | |
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1319 | those | |
1320 | who | |
1321 | supply | |
1322 | it | |
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1325 | a | |
1326 | form | |
1327 | of | |
1328 | nostalgia | |
1329 | Dispensing | |
1330 | it | |
1331 | is | |
1332 | a | |
1333 | way | |
1334 | of | |
1335 | fishing | |
1336 | the | |
1337 | past | |
1338 | from | |
1339 | the | |
1340 | disposal | |
1341 | wiping | |
1342 | it | |
1343 | off | |
1344 | painting | |
1345 | over | |
1346 | the | |
1347 | ugly | |
1348 | parts | |
1349 | and | |
1350 | recycling | |
1351 | it | |
1352 | for | |
1353 | more | |
1354 | than | |
1355 | its | |
1356 | worth | |
1357 | But | |
1358 | trust | |
1359 | me | |
1360 | on | |
1361 | the | |
1362 | sunscreen | |
1363 | Kurt | |
1364 | Vonneguts | |
1365 | Commencement | |
1366 | Address | |
1367 | at | |
1368 | MIT | |
1369 | Ladies | |
1370 | and | |
1371 | gentlemen | |
1372 | of | |
1373 | the | |
1374 | class | |
1375 | of | |
1376 | 97 | |
1377 | Wear | |
1378 | sunscreen | |
1379 | If | |
1380 | I | |
1381 | could | |
1382 | offer | |
1383 | you | |
1384 | only | |
1385 | one | |
1386 | tip | |
1387 | for | |
1388 | the | |
1389 | future | |
1390 | sunscreen | |
1391 | would | |
1392 | be | |
1393 | it | |
1394 | The | |
1395 | longterm | |
1396 | benefits | |
1397 | of | |
1398 | sunscreen | |
1399 | have | |
1400 | been | |
1401 | proved | |
1402 | by | |
1403 | scientists | |
1404 | whereas | |
1405 | the | |
1406 | rest | |
1407 | of | |
1408 | my | |
1409 | advice | |
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1411 | no | |
1412 | basis | |
1413 | more | |
1414 | reliable | |
1415 | than | |
1416 | my | |
1417 | own | |
1418 | meandering | |
1419 | experience | |
1420 | I | |
1421 | will | |
1422 | dispense | |
1423 | this | |
1424 | advice | |
1425 | now | |
1426 | Enjoy | |
1427 | the | |
1428 | power | |
1429 | and | |
1430 | beauty | |
1431 | of | |
1432 | your | |
1433 | youth | |
1434 | Oh | |
1435 | never | |
1436 | mind | |
1437 | You | |
1438 | will | |
1439 | not | |
1440 | understand | |
1441 | the | |
1442 | power | |
1443 | and | |
1444 | beauty | |
1445 | of | |
1446 | your | |
1447 | youth | |
1448 | until | |
1449 | theyve | |
1450 | faded | |
1451 | But | |
1452 | trust | |
1453 | me | |
1454 | in | |
1455 | 20 | |
1456 | years | |
1457 | youll | |
1458 | look | |
1459 | back | |
1460 | at | |
1461 | photos | |
1462 | of | |
1463 | yourself | |
1464 | and | |
1465 | recall | |
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1467 | a | |
1468 | way | |
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1470 | cant | |
1471 | grasp | |
1472 | now | |
1473 | how | |
1474 | much | |
1475 | possibility | |
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1480 | how | |
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1488 | as | |
1489 | fat | |
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1491 | you | |
1492 | imagine | |
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1494 | worry | |
1495 | about | |
1496 | the | |
1497 | future | |
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1502 | that | |
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1505 | as | |
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1512 | algebra | |
1513 | equation | |
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1516 | bubble | |
1517 | gum | |
1518 | The | |
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1523 | life | |
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1525 | apt | |
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1528 | things | |
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1530 | never | |
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1532 | your | |
1533 | worried | |
1534 | mind | |
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1537 | that | |
1538 | blindside | |
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1541 | 4 | |
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1544 | some | |
1545 | idle | |
1546 | Tuesday | |
1547 | Do | |
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1551 | day | |
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1555 | Sing | |
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1557 | be | |
1558 | reckless | |
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1560 | other | |
1561 | peoples | |
1562 | hearts | |
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1567 | people | |
1568 | who | |
1569 | are | |
1570 | reckless | |
1571 | with | |
1572 | yours | |
1573 | Floss | |
1574 | Dont | |
1575 | waste | |
1576 | your | |
1577 | time | |
1578 | on | |
1579 | jealousy | |
1580 | Sometimes | |
1581 | youre | |
1582 | ahead | |
1583 | sometimes | |
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1585 | behind | |
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1588 | is | |
1589 | long | |
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1591 | in | |
1592 | the | |
1593 | end | |
1594 | its | |
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1596 | with | |
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1598 | Remember | |
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1601 | receive | |
1602 | Forget | |
1603 | the | |
1604 | insults | |
1605 | If | |
1606 | you | |
1607 | succeed | |
1608 | in | |
1609 | doing | |
1610 | this | |
1611 | tell | |
1612 | me | |
1613 | how | |
1614 | Keep | |
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1624 | statements | |
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1628 | guilty | |
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1630 | you | |
1631 | dont | |
1632 | know | |
1633 | what | |
1634 | you | |
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1641 | The | |
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1643 | interesting | |
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1649 | at | |
1650 | 22 | |
1651 | what | |
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1653 | wanted | |
1654 | to | |
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1657 | their | |
1658 | lives | |
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1660 | of | |
1661 | the | |
1662 | most | |
1663 | interesting | |
1664 | 40yearolds | |
1665 | I | |
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1668 | dont | |
1669 | Get | |
1670 | plenty | |
1671 | of | |
1672 | calcium | |
1673 | Be | |
1674 | kind | |
1675 | to | |
1676 | your | |
1677 | knees | |
1678 | Youll | |
1679 | miss | |
1680 | them | |
1681 | when | |
1682 | theyre | |
1683 | gone | |
1684 | Maybe | |
1685 | youll | |
1686 | marry | |
1687 | maybe | |
1688 | you | |
1689 | wont | |
1690 | Maybe | |
1691 | youll | |
1692 | have | |
1693 | children | |
1694 | maybe | |
1695 | you | |
1696 | wont | |
1697 | Maybe | |
1698 | youll | |
1699 | divorce | |
1700 | at | |
1701 | 40 | |
1702 | maybe | |
1703 | youll | |
1704 | dance | |
1705 | the | |
1706 | funky | |
1707 | chicken | |
1708 | on | |
1709 | your | |
1710 | 75th | |
1711 | wedding | |
1712 | anniversary | |
1713 | Whatever | |
1714 | you | |
1715 | do | |
1716 | dont | |
1717 | congratulate | |
1718 | yourself | |
1719 | too | |
1720 | much | |
1721 | or | |
1722 | berate | |
1723 | yourself | |
1724 | either | |
1725 | Your | |
1726 | choices | |
1727 | are | |
1728 | half | |
1729 | chance | |
1730 | So | |
1731 | are | |
1732 | everybody | |
1733 | elses | |
1734 | Enjoy | |
1735 | your | |
1736 | body | |
1737 | Use | |
1738 | it | |
1739 | every | |
1740 | way | |
1741 | you | |
1742 | can | |
1743 | Dont | |
1744 | be | |
1745 | afraid | |
1746 | of | |
1747 | it | |
1748 | or | |
1749 | of | |
1750 | what | |
1751 | other | |
1752 | people | |
1753 | think | |
1754 | of | |
1755 | it | |
1756 | Its | |
1757 | the | |
1758 | greatest | |
1759 | instrument | |
1760 | youll | |
1761 | ever | |
1762 | own | |
1763 | Dance | |
1764 | even | |
1765 | if | |
1766 | you | |
1767 | have | |
1768 | nowhere | |
1769 | to | |
1770 | do | |
1771 | it | |
1772 | but | |
1773 | your | |
1774 | living | |
1775 | room | |
1776 | Read | |
1777 | the | |
1778 | directions | |
1779 | even | |
1780 | if | |
1781 | you | |
1782 | dont | |
1783 | follow | |
1784 | them | |
1785 | Do | |
1786 | not | |
1787 | read | |
1788 | beauty | |
1789 | magazines | |
1790 | They | |
1791 | will | |
1792 | only | |
1793 | make | |
1794 | you | |
1795 | feel | |
1796 | ugly | |
1797 | Get | |
1798 | to | |
1799 | know | |
1800 | your | |
1801 | parents | |
1802 | You | |
1803 | never | |
1804 | know | |
1805 | when | |
1806 | theyll | |
1807 | be | |
1808 | gone | |
1809 | for | |
1810 | good | |
1811 | Be | |
1812 | nice | |
1813 | to | |
1814 | your | |
1815 | siblings | |
1816 | Theyre | |
1817 | your | |
1818 | best | |
1819 | link | |
1820 | to | |
1821 | your | |
1822 | past | |
1823 | and | |
1824 | the | |
1825 | people | |
1826 | most | |
1827 | likely | |
1828 | to | |
1829 | stick | |
1830 | with | |
1831 | you | |
1832 | in | |
1833 | the | |
1834 | future | |
1835 | Understand | |
1836 | that | |
1837 | friends | |
1838 | come | |
1839 | and | |
1840 | go | |
1841 | but | |
1842 | with | |
1843 | a | |
1844 | precious | |
1845 | few | |
1846 | you | |
1847 | should | |
1848 | hold | |
1849 | on | |
1850 | Work | |
1851 | hard | |
1852 | to | |
1853 | bridge | |
1854 | the | |
1855 | gaps | |
1856 | in | |
1857 | geography | |
1858 | and | |
1859 | lifestyle | |
1860 | because | |
1861 | the | |
1862 | older | |
1863 | you | |
1864 | get | |
1865 | the | |
1866 | more | |
1867 | you | |
1868 | need | |
1869 | the | |
1870 | people | |
1871 | who | |
1872 | knew | |
1873 | you | |
1874 | when | |
1875 | you | |
1876 | were | |
1877 | young | |
1878 | Live | |
1879 | in | |
1880 | New | |
1881 | York | |
1882 | City | |
1883 | once | |
1884 | but | |
1885 | leave | |
1886 | before | |
1887 | it | |
1888 | makes | |
1889 | you | |
1890 | hard | |
1891 | Live | |
1892 | in | |
1893 | Northern | |
1894 | California | |
1895 | once | |
1896 | but | |
1897 | leave | |
1898 | before | |
1899 | it | |
1900 | makes | |
1901 | you | |
1902 | soft | |
1903 | Travel | |
1904 | Accept | |
1905 | certain | |
1906 | inalienable | |
1907 | truths | |
1908 | Prices | |
1909 | will | |
1910 | rise | |
1911 | Politicians | |
1912 | will | |
1913 | philander | |
1914 | You | |
1915 | too | |
1916 | will | |
1917 | get | |
1918 | old | |
1919 | And | |
1920 | when | |
1921 | you | |
1922 | do | |
1923 | youll | |
1924 | fantasize | |
1925 | that | |
1926 | when | |
1927 | you | |
1928 | were | |
1929 | young | |
1930 | prices | |
1931 | were | |
1932 | reasonable | |
1933 | politicians | |
1934 | were | |
1935 | noble | |
1936 | and | |
1937 | children | |
1938 | respected | |
1939 | their | |
1940 | elders | |
1941 | Respect | |
1942 | your | |
1943 | elders | |
1944 | Dont | |
1945 | expect | |
1946 | anyone | |
1947 | else | |
1948 | to | |
1949 | support | |
1950 | you | |
1951 | Maybe | |
1952 | you | |
1953 | have | |
1954 | a | |
1955 | trust | |
1956 | fund | |
1957 | Maybe | |
1958 | youll | |
1959 | have | |
1960 | a | |
1961 | wealthy | |
1962 | spouse | |
1963 | But | |
1964 | you | |
1965 | never | |
1966 | know | |
1967 | when | |
1968 | either | |
1969 | one | |
1970 | might | |
1971 | run | |
1972 | out | |
1973 | Dont | |
1974 | mess | |
1975 | too | |
1976 | much | |
1977 | with | |
1978 | your | |
1979 | hair | |
1980 | or | |
1981 | by | |
1982 | the | |
1983 | time | |
1984 | youre | |
1985 | 40 | |
1986 | it | |
1987 | will | |
1988 | look | |
1989 | 85 | |
1990 | Be | |
1991 | careful | |
1992 | whose | |
1993 | advice | |
1994 | you | |
1995 | buy | |
1996 | but | |
1997 | be | |
1998 | patient | |
1999 | with | |
2000 | those | |
2001 | who | |
2002 | supply | |
2003 | it | |
2004 | Advice | |
2005 | is | |
2006 | a | |
2007 | form | |
2008 | of | |
2009 | nostalgia | |
2010 | Dispensing | |
2011 | it | |
2012 | is | |
2013 | a | |
2014 | way | |
2015 | of | |
2016 | fishing | |
2017 | the | |
2018 | past | |
2019 | from | |
2020 | the | |
2021 | disposal | |
2022 | wiping | |
2023 | it | |
2024 | off | |
2025 | painting | |
2026 | over | |
2027 | the | |
2028 | ugly | |
2029 | parts | |
2030 | and | |
2031 | recycling | |
2032 | it | |
2033 | for | |
2034 | more | |
2035 | than | |
2036 | its | |
2037 | worth | |
2038 | But | |
2039 | trust | |
2040 | me | |
2041 | on | |
2042 | the | |
2043 | sunscreen | |
2044 | Kurt | |
2045 | Vonneguts | |
2046 | Commencement | |
2047 | Address | |
2048 | at | |
2049 | MIT | |
2050 | Ladies | |
2051 | and | |
2052 | gentlemen | |
2053 | of | |
2054 | the | |
2055 | class | |
2056 | of | |
2057 | 97 | |
2058 | Wear | |
2059 | sunscreen | |
2060 | If | |
2061 | I | |
2062 | could | |
2063 | offer | |
2064 | you | |
2065 | only | |
2066 | one | |
2067 | tip | |
2068 | for | |
2069 | the | |
2070 | future | |
2071 | sunscreen | |
2072 | would | |
2073 | be | |
2074 | it | |
2075 | The | |
2076 | longterm | |
2077 | benefits | |
2078 | of | |
2079 | sunscreen | |
2080 | have | |
2081 | been | |
2082 | proved | |
2083 | by | |
2084 | scientists | |
2085 | whereas | |
2086 | the | |
2087 | rest | |
2088 | of | |
2089 | my | |
2090 | advice | |
2091 | has | |
2092 | no | |
2093 | basis | |
2094 | more | |
2095 | reliable | |
2096 | than | |
2097 | my | |
2098 | own | |
2099 | meandering | |
2100 | experience | |
2101 | I | |
2102 | will | |
2103 | dispense | |
2104 | this | |
2105 | advice | |
2106 | now | |
2107 | Enjoy | |
2108 | the | |
2109 | power | |
2110 | and | |
2111 | beauty | |
2112 | of | |
2113 | your | |
2114 | youth | |
2115 | Oh | |
2116 | never | |
2117 | mind | |
2118 | You | |
2119 | will | |
2120 | not | |
2121 | understand | |
2122 | the | |
2123 | power | |
2124 | and | |
2125 | beauty | |
2126 | of | |
2127 | your | |
2128 | youth | |
2129 | until | |
2130 | theyve | |
2131 | faded | |
2132 | But | |
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2136 | 20 | |
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2139 | look | |
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2143 | of | |
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2194 | equation | |
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2196 | chewing | |
2197 | bubble | |
2198 | gum | |
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2218 | that | |
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2220 | you | |
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2233 | that | |
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2239 | reckless | |
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2249 | who | |
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2260 | jealousy | |
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2273 | the | |
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2279 | Remember | |
2280 | compliments | |
2281 | you | |
2282 | receive | |
2283 | Forget | |
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2285 | insults | |
2286 | If | |
2287 | you | |
2288 | succeed | |
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2291 | this | |
2292 | tell | |
2293 | me | |
2294 | how | |
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2305 | statements | |
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2311 | you | |
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2313 | know | |
2314 | what | |
2315 | you | |
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2342 | the | |
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2345 | 40yearolds | |
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2347 | know | |
2348 | still | |
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2350 | Get | |
2351 | plenty | |
2352 | of | |
2353 | calcium | |
2354 | Be | |
2355 | kind | |
2356 | to | |
2357 | your | |
2358 | knees | |
2359 | Youll | |
2360 | miss | |
2361 | them | |
2362 | when | |
2363 | theyre | |
2364 | gone | |
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2366 | youll | |
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2369 | you | |
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2373 | have | |
2374 | children | |
2375 | maybe | |
2376 | you | |
2377 | wont | |
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2379 | youll | |
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2381 | at | |
2382 | 40 | |
2383 | maybe | |
2384 | youll | |
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2386 | the | |
2387 | funky | |
2388 | chicken | |
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2391 | 75th | |
2392 | wedding | |
2393 | anniversary | |
2394 | Whatever | |
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2396 | do | |
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2398 | congratulate | |
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2409 | half | |
2410 | chance | |
2411 | So | |
2412 | are | |
2413 | everybody | |
2414 | elses | |
2415 | Enjoy | |
2416 | your | |
2417 | body | |
2418 | Use | |
2419 | it | |
2420 | every | |
2421 | way | |
2422 | you | |
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2426 | afraid | |
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2431 | what | |
2432 | other | |
2433 | people | |
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2436 | it | |
2437 | Its | |
2438 | the | |
2439 | greatest | |
2440 | instrument | |
2441 | youll | |
2442 | ever | |
2443 | own | |
2444 | Dance | |
2445 | even | |
2446 | if | |
2447 | you | |
2448 | have | |
2449 | nowhere | |
2450 | to | |
2451 | do | |
2452 | it | |
2453 | but | |
2454 | your | |
2455 | living | |
2456 | room | |
2457 | Read | |
2458 | the | |
2459 | directions | |
2460 | even | |
2461 | if | |
2462 | you | |
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2464 | follow | |
2465 | them | |
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2470 | magazines | |
2471 | They | |
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2476 | feel | |
2477 | ugly | |
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2479 | to | |
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2481 | your | |
2482 | parents | |
2483 | You | |
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2485 | know | |
2486 | when | |
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2495 | your | |
2496 | siblings | |
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2498 | your | |
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2502 | your | |
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2505 | the | |
2506 | people | |
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2509 | to | |
2510 | stick | |
2511 | with | |
2512 | you | |
2513 | in | |
2514 | the | |
2515 | future | |
2516 | Understand | |
2517 | that | |
2518 | friends | |
2519 | come | |
2520 | and | |
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2526 | few | |
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2529 | hold | |
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2531 | Work | |
2532 | hard | |
2533 | to | |
2534 | bridge | |
2535 | the | |
2536 | gaps | |
2537 | in | |
2538 | geography | |
2539 | and | |
2540 | lifestyle | |
2541 | because | |
2542 | the | |
2543 | older | |
2544 | you | |
2545 | get | |
2546 | the | |
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2554 | you | |
2555 | when | |
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2558 | young | |
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2561 | New | |
2562 | York | |
2563 | City | |
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2582 | you | |
2583 | soft | |
2584 | Travel | |
2585 | Accept | |
2586 | certain | |
2587 | inalienable | |
2588 | truths | |
2589 | Prices | |
2590 | will | |
2591 | rise | |
2592 | Politicians | |
2593 | will | |
2594 | philander | |
2595 | You | |
2596 | too | |
2597 | will | |
2598 | get | |
2599 | old | |
2600 | And | |
2601 | when | |
2602 | you | |
2603 | do | |
2604 | youll | |
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2610 | young | |
2611 | prices | |
2612 | were | |
2613 | reasonable | |
2614 | politicians | |
2615 | were | |
2616 | noble | |
2617 | and | |
2618 | children | |
2619 | respected | |
2620 | their | |
2621 | elders | |
2622 | Respect | |
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2624 | elders | |
2625 | Dont | |
2626 | expect | |
2627 | anyone | |
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2629 | to | |
2630 | support | |
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2632 | Maybe | |
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2635 | a | |
2636 | trust | |
2637 | fund | |
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2640 | have | |
2641 | a | |
2642 | wealthy | |
2643 | spouse | |
2644 | But | |
2645 | you | |
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2648 | when | |
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2650 | one | |
2651 | might | |
2652 | run | |
2653 | out | |
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2655 | mess | |
2656 | too | |
2657 | much | |
2658 | with | |
2659 | your | |
2660 | hair | |
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2662 | by | |
2663 | the | |
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2666 | 40 | |
2667 | it | |
2668 | will | |
2669 | look | |
2670 | 85 | |
2671 | Be | |
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2673 | whose | |
2674 | advice | |
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2678 | be | |
2679 | patient | |
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2681 | those | |
2682 | who | |
2683 | supply | |
2684 | it | |
2685 | Advice | |
2686 | is | |
2687 | a | |
2688 | form | |
2689 | of | |
2690 | nostalgia | |
2691 | Dispensing | |
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2693 | is | |
2694 | a | |
2695 | way | |
2696 | of | |
2697 | fishing | |
2698 | the | |
2699 | past | |
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2701 | the | |
2702 | disposal | |
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2704 | it | |
2705 | off | |
2706 | painting | |
2707 | over | |
2708 | the | |
2709 | ugly | |
2710 | parts | |
2711 | and | |
2712 | recycling | |
2713 | it | |
2714 | for | |
2715 | more | |
2716 | than | |
2717 | its | |
2718 | worth | |
2719 | But | |
2720 | trust | |
2721 | me | |
2722 | on | |
2723 | the | |
2724 | sunscreen | |
2725 | Kurt | |
2726 | Vonneguts | |
2727 | Commencement | |
2728 | Address | |
2729 | at | |
2730 | MIT | |
2731 | Ladies | |
2732 | and | |
2733 | gentlemen | |
2734 | of | |
2735 | the | |
2736 | class | |
2737 | of | |
2738 | 97 | |
2739 | Wear | |
2740 | sunscreen | |
2741 | If | |
2742 | I | |
2743 | could | |
2744 | offer | |
2745 | you | |
2746 | only | |
2747 | one | |
2748 | tip | |
2749 | for | |
2750 | the | |
2751 | future | |
2752 | sunscreen | |
2753 | would | |
2754 | be | |
2755 | it | |
2756 | The | |
2757 | longterm | |
2758 | benefits | |
2759 | of | |
2760 | sunscreen | |
2761 | have | |
2762 | been | |
2763 | proved | |
2764 | by | |
2765 | scientists | |
2766 | whereas | |
2767 | the | |
2768 | rest | |
2769 | of | |
2770 | my | |
2771 | advice | |
2772 | has | |
2773 | no | |
2774 | basis | |
2775 | more | |
2776 | reliable | |
2777 | than | |
2778 | my | |
2779 | own | |
2780 | meandering | |
2781 | experience | |
2782 | I | |
2783 | will | |
2784 | dispense | |
2785 | this | |
2786 | advice | |
2787 | now | |
2788 | Enjoy | |
2789 | the | |
2790 | power | |
2791 | and | |
2792 | beauty | |
2793 | of | |
2794 | your | |
2795 | youth | |
2796 | Oh | |
2797 | never | |
2798 | mind | |
2799 | You | |
2800 | will | |
2801 | not | |
2802 | understand | |
2803 | the | |
2804 | power | |
2805 | and | |
2806 | beauty | |
2807 | of | |
2808 | your | |
2809 | youth | |
2810 | until | |
2811 | theyve | |
2812 | faded | |
2813 | But | |
2814 | trust | |
2815 | me | |
2816 | in | |
2817 | 20 | |
2818 | years | |
2819 | youll | |
2820 | look | |
2821 | back | |
2822 | at | |
2823 | photos | |
2824 | of | |
2825 | yourself | |
2826 | and | |
2827 | recall | |
2828 | in | |
2829 | a | |
2830 | way | |
2831 | you | |
2832 | cant | |
2833 | grasp | |
2834 | now | |
2835 | how | |
2836 | much | |
2837 | possibility | |
2838 | lay | |
2839 | before | |
2840 | you | |
2841 | and | |
2842 | how | |
2843 | fabulous | |
2844 | you | |
2845 | really | |
2846 | looked | |
2847 | You | |
2848 | are | |
2849 | not | |
2850 | as | |
2851 | fat | |
2852 | as | |
2853 | you | |
2854 | imagine | |
2855 | Dont | |
2856 | worry | |
2857 | about | |
2858 | the | |
2859 | future | |
2860 | Or | |
2861 | worry | |
2862 | but | |
2863 | know | |
2864 | that | |
2865 | worrying | |
2866 | is | |
2867 | as | |
2868 | effective | |
2869 | as | |
2870 | trying | |
2871 | to | |
2872 | solve | |
2873 | an | |
2874 | algebra | |
2875 | equation | |
2876 | by | |
2877 | chewing | |
2878 | bubble | |
2879 | gum | |
2880 | The | |
2881 | real | |
2882 | troubles | |
2883 | in | |
2884 | your | |
2885 | life | |
2886 | are | |
2887 | apt | |
2888 | to | |
2889 | be | |
2890 | things | |
2891 | that | |
2892 | never | |
2893 | crossed | |
2894 | your | |
2895 | worried | |
2896 | mind | |
2897 | the | |
2898 | kind | |
2899 | that | |
2900 | blindside | |
2901 | you | |
2902 | at | |
2903 | 4 | |
2904 | pm | |
2905 | on | |
2906 | some | |
2907 | idle | |
2908 | Tuesday | |
2909 | Do | |
2910 | one | |
2911 | thing | |
2912 | every | |
2913 | day | |
2914 | that | |
2915 | scares | |
2916 | you | |
2917 | Sing | |
2918 | Dont | |
2919 | be | |
2920 | reckless | |
2921 | with | |
2922 | other | |
2923 | peoples | |
2924 | hearts | |
2925 | Dont | |
2926 | put | |
2927 | up | |
2928 | with | |
2929 | people | |
2930 | who | |
2931 | are | |
2932 | reckless | |
2933 | with | |
2934 | yours | |
2935 | Floss | |
2936 | Dont | |
2937 | waste | |
2938 | your | |
2939 | time | |
2940 | on | |
2941 | jealousy | |
2942 | Sometimes | |
2943 | youre | |
2944 | ahead | |
2945 | sometimes | |
2946 | youre | |
2947 | behind | |
2948 | The | |
2949 | race | |
2950 | is | |
2951 | long | |
2952 | and | |
2953 | in | |
2954 | the | |
2955 | end | |
2956 | its | |
2957 | only | |
2958 | with | |
2959 | yourself | |
2960 | Remember | |
2961 | compliments | |
2962 | you | |
2963 | receive | |
2964 | Forget | |
2965 | the | |
2966 | insults | |
2967 | If | |
2968 | you | |
2969 | succeed | |
2970 | in | |
2971 | doing | |
2972 | this | |
2973 | tell | |
2974 | me | |
2975 | how | |
2976 | Keep | |
2977 | your | |
2978 | old | |
2979 | love | |
2980 | letters | |
2981 | Throw | |
2982 | away | |
2983 | your | |
2984 | old | |
2985 | bank | |
2986 | statements | |
2987 | Stretch | |
2988 | Dont | |
2989 | feel | |
2990 | guilty | |
2991 | if | |
2992 | you | |
2993 | dont | |
2994 | know | |
2995 | what | |
2996 | you | |
2997 | want | |
2998 | to | |
2999 | do | |
3000 | with | |
3001 | your | |
3002 | life | |
3003 | The | |
3004 | most | |
3005 | interesting | |
3006 | people | |
3007 | I | |
3008 | know | |
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3010 | know | |
3011 | at | |
3012 | 22 | |
3013 | what | |
3014 | they | |
3015 | wanted | |
3016 | to | |
3017 | do | |
3018 | with | |
3019 | their | |
3020 | lives | |
3021 | Some | |
3022 | of | |
3023 | the | |
3024 | most | |
3025 | interesting | |
3026 | 40yearolds | |
3027 | I | |
3028 | know | |
3029 | still | |
3030 | dont | |
3031 | Get | |
3032 | plenty | |
3033 | of | |
3034 | calcium | |
3035 | Be | |
3036 | kind | |
3037 | to | |
3038 | your | |
3039 | knees | |
3040 | Youll | |
3041 | miss | |
3042 | them | |
3043 | when | |
3044 | theyre | |
3045 | gone | |
3046 | Maybe | |
3047 | youll | |
3048 | marry | |
3049 | maybe | |
3050 | you | |
3051 | wont | |
3052 | Maybe | |
3053 | youll | |
3054 | have | |
3055 | children | |
3056 | maybe | |
3057 | you | |
3058 | wont | |
3059 | Maybe | |
3060 | youll | |
3061 | divorce | |
3062 | at | |
3063 | 40 | |
3064 | maybe | |
3065 | youll | |
3066 | dance | |
3067 | the | |
3068 | funky | |
3069 | chicken | |
3070 | on | |
3071 | your | |
3072 | 75th | |
3073 | wedding | |
3074 | anniversary | |
3075 | Whatever | |
3076 | you | |
3077 | do | |
3078 | dont | |
3079 | congratulate | |
3080 | yourself | |
3081 | too | |
3082 | much | |
3083 | or | |
3084 | berate | |
3085 | yourself | |
3086 | either | |
3087 | Your | |
3088 | choices | |
3089 | are | |
3090 | half | |
3091 | chance | |
3092 | So | |
3093 | are | |
3094 | everybody | |
3095 | elses | |
3096 | Enjoy | |
3097 | your | |
3098 | body | |
3099 | Use | |
3100 | it | |
3101 | every | |
3102 | way | |
3103 | you | |
3104 | can | |
3105 | Dont | |
3106 | be | |
3107 | afraid | |
3108 | of | |
3109 | it | |
3110 | or | |
3111 | of | |
3112 | what | |
3113 | other | |
3114 | people | |
3115 | think | |
3116 | of | |
3117 | it | |
3118 | Its | |
3119 | the | |
3120 | greatest | |
3121 | instrument | |
3122 | youll | |
3123 | ever | |
3124 | own | |
3125 | Dance | |
3126 | even | |
3127 | if | |
3128 | you | |
3129 | have | |
3130 | nowhere | |
3131 | to | |
3132 | do | |
3133 | it | |
3134 | but | |
3135 | your | |
3136 | living | |
3137 | room | |
3138 | Read | |
3139 | the | |
3140 | directions | |
3141 | even | |
3142 | if | |
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3268 | inalienable | |
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3272 | rise | |
3273 | Politicians | |
3274 | will | |
3275 | philander | |
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3292 | prices | |
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3295 | politicians | |
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3298 | and | |
3299 | children | |
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3302 | elders | |
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3341 | hair | |
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3370 | of | |
3371 | nostalgia | |
3372 | Dispensing | |
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3379 | the | |
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3382 | the | |
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3388 | over | |
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3399 | worth | |
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3405 | sunscreen | |
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3407 | Vonneguts | |
3408 | Commencement | |
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3410 | at | |
3411 | MIT | |
3412 | Ladies | |
3413 | and | |
3414 | gentlemen | |
3415 | of | |
3416 | the | |
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3426 | you | |
3427 | only | |
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3431 | the | |
3432 | future | |
3433 | sunscreen | |
3434 | would | |
3435 | be | |
3436 | it | |
3437 | The | |
3438 | longterm | |
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3441 | sunscreen | |
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3443 | been | |
3444 | proved | |
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3446 | scientists | |
3447 | whereas | |
3448 | the | |
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3450 | of | |
3451 | my | |
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3472 | and | |
3473 | beauty | |
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3475 | your | |
3476 | youth | |
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3478 | never | |
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3486 | and | |
3487 | beauty | |
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3489 | your | |
3490 | youth | |
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3498 | 20 | |
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3500 | youll | |
3501 | look | |
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3503 | at | |
3504 | photos | |
3505 | of | |
3506 | yourself | |
3507 | and | |
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3510 | a | |
3511 | way | |
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3517 | much | |
3518 | possibility | |
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3521 | you | |
3522 | and | |
3523 | how | |
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3539 | the | |
3540 | future | |
3541 | Or | |
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3555 | algebra | |
3556 | equation | |
3557 | by | |
3558 | chewing | |
3559 | bubble | |
3560 | gum | |
3561 | The | |
3562 | real | |
3563 | troubles | |
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3565 | your | |
3566 | life | |
3567 | are | |
3568 | apt | |
3569 | to | |
3570 | be | |
3571 | things | |
3572 | that | |
3573 | never | |
3574 | crossed | |
3575 | your | |
3576 | worried | |
3577 | mind | |
3578 | the | |
3579 | kind | |
3580 | that | |
3581 | blindside | |
3582 | you | |
3583 | at | |
3584 | 4 | |
3585 | pm | |
3586 | on | |
3587 | some | |
3588 | idle | |
3589 | Tuesday | |
3590 | Do | |
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3592 | thing | |
3593 | every | |
3594 | day | |
3595 | that | |
3596 | scares | |
3597 | you | |
3598 | Sing | |
3599 | Dont | |
3600 | be | |
3601 | reckless | |
3602 | with | |
3603 | other | |
3604 | peoples | |
3605 | hearts | |
3606 | Dont | |
3607 | put | |
3608 | up | |
3609 | with | |
3610 | people | |
3611 | who | |
3612 | are | |
3613 | reckless | |
3614 | with | |
3615 | yours | |
3616 | Floss | |
3617 | Dont | |
3618 | waste | |
3619 | your | |
3620 | time | |
3621 | on | |
3622 | jealousy | |
3623 | Sometimes | |
3624 | youre | |
3625 | ahead | |
3626 | sometimes | |
3627 | youre | |
3628 | behind | |
3629 | The | |
3630 | race | |
3631 | is | |
3632 | long | |
3633 | and | |
3634 | in | |
3635 | the | |
3636 | end | |
3637 | its | |
3638 | only | |
3639 | with | |
3640 | yourself | |
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3642 | compliments | |
3643 | you | |
3644 | receive | |
3645 | Forget | |
3646 | the | |
3647 | insults | |
3648 | If | |
3649 | you | |
3650 | succeed | |
3651 | in | |
3652 | doing | |
3653 | this | |
3654 | tell | |
3655 | me | |
3656 | how | |
3657 | Keep | |
3658 | your | |
3659 | old | |
3660 | love | |
3661 | letters | |
3662 | Throw | |
3663 | away | |
3664 | your | |
3665 | old | |
3666 | bank | |
3667 | statements | |
3668 | Stretch | |
3669 | Dont | |
3670 | feel | |
3671 | guilty | |
3672 | if | |
3673 | you | |
3674 | dont | |
3675 | know | |
3676 | what | |
3677 | you | |
3678 | want | |
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3680 | do | |
3681 | with | |
3682 | your | |
3683 | life | |
3684 | The | |
3685 | most | |
3686 | interesting | |
3687 | people | |
3688 | I | |
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3690 | didnt | |
3691 | know | |
3692 | at | |
3693 | 22 | |
3694 | what | |
3695 | they | |
3696 | wanted | |
3697 | to | |
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3699 | with | |
3700 | their | |
3701 | lives | |
3702 | Some | |
3703 | of | |
3704 | the | |
3705 | most | |
3706 | interesting | |
3707 | 40yearolds | |
3708 | I | |
3709 | know | |
3710 | still | |
3711 | dont | |
3712 | Get | |
3713 | plenty | |
3714 | of | |
3715 | calcium | |
3716 | Be | |
3717 | kind | |
3718 | to | |
3719 | your | |
3720 | knees | |
3721 | Youll | |
3722 | miss | |
3723 | them | |
3724 | when | |
3725 | theyre | |
3726 | gone | |
3727 | Maybe | |
3728 | youll | |
3729 | marry | |
3730 | maybe | |
3731 | you | |
3732 | wont | |
3733 | Maybe | |
3734 | youll | |
3735 | have | |
3736 | children | |
3737 | maybe | |
3738 | you | |
3739 | wont | |
3740 | Maybe | |
3741 | youll | |
3742 | divorce | |
3743 | at | |
3744 | 40 | |
3745 | maybe | |
3746 | youll | |
3747 | dance | |
3748 | the | |
3749 | funky | |
3750 | chicken | |
3751 | on | |
3752 | your | |
3753 | 75th | |
3754 | wedding | |
3755 | anniversary | |
3756 | Whatever | |
3757 | you | |
3758 | do | |
3759 | dont | |
3760 | congratulate | |
3761 | yourself | |
3762 | too | |
3763 | much | |
3764 | or | |
3765 | berate | |
3766 | yourself | |
3767 | either | |
3768 | Your | |
3769 | choices | |
3770 | are | |
3771 | half | |
3772 | chance | |
3773 | So | |
3774 | are | |
3775 | everybody | |
3776 | elses | |
3777 | Enjoy | |
3778 | your | |
3779 | body | |
3780 | Use | |
3781 | it | |
3782 | every | |
3783 | way | |
3784 | you | |
3785 | can | |
3786 | Dont | |
3787 | be | |
3788 | afraid | |
3789 | of | |
3790 | it | |
3791 | or | |
3792 | of | |
3793 | what | |
3794 | other | |
3795 | people | |
3796 | think | |
3797 | of | |
3798 | it | |
3799 | Its | |
3800 | the | |
3801 | greatest | |
3802 | instrument | |
3803 | youll | |
3804 | ever | |
3805 | own | |
3806 | Dance | |
3807 | even | |
3808 | if | |
3809 | you | |
3810 | have | |
3811 | nowhere | |
3812 | to | |
3813 | do | |
3814 | it | |
3815 | but | |
3816 | your | |
3817 | living | |
3818 | room | |
3819 | Read | |
3820 | the | |
3821 | directions | |
3822 | even | |
3823 | if | |
3824 | you | |
3825 | dont | |
3826 | follow | |
3827 | them | |
3828 | Do | |
3829 | not | |
3830 | read | |
3831 | beauty | |
3832 | magazines | |
3833 | They | |
3834 | will | |
3835 | only | |
3836 | make | |
3837 | you | |
3838 | feel | |
3839 | ugly | |
3840 | Get | |
3841 | to | |
3842 | know | |
3843 | your | |
3844 | parents | |
3845 | You | |
3846 | never | |
3847 | know | |
3848 | when | |
3849 | theyll | |
3850 | be | |
3851 | gone | |
3852 | for | |
3853 | good | |
3854 | Be | |
3855 | nice | |
3856 | to | |
3857 | your | |
3858 | siblings | |
3859 | Theyre | |
3860 | your | |
3861 | best | |
3862 | link | |
3863 | to | |
3864 | your | |
3865 | past | |
3866 | and | |
3867 | the | |
3868 | people | |
3869 | most | |
3870 | likely | |
3871 | to | |
3872 | stick | |
3873 | with | |
3874 | you | |
3875 | in | |
3876 | the | |
3877 | future | |
3878 | Understand | |
3879 | that | |
3880 | friends | |
3881 | come | |
3882 | and | |
3883 | go | |
3884 | but | |
3885 | with | |
3886 | a | |
3887 | precious | |
3888 | few | |
3889 | you | |
3890 | should | |
3891 | hold | |
3892 | on | |
3893 | Work | |
3894 | hard | |
3895 | to | |
3896 | bridge | |
3897 | the | |
3898 | gaps | |
3899 | in | |
3900 | geography | |
3901 | and | |
3902 | lifestyle | |
3903 | because | |
3904 | the | |
3905 | older | |
3906 | you | |
3907 | get | |
3908 | the | |
3909 | more | |
3910 | you | |
3911 | need | |
3912 | the | |
3913 | people | |
3914 | who | |
3915 | knew | |
3916 | you | |
3917 | when | |
3918 | you | |
3919 | were | |
3920 | young | |
3921 | Live | |
3922 | in | |
3923 | New | |
3924 | York | |
3925 | City | |
3926 | once | |
3927 | but | |
3928 | leave | |
3929 | before | |
3930 | it | |
3931 | makes | |
3932 | you | |
3933 | hard | |
3934 | Live | |
3935 | in | |
3936 | Northern | |
3937 | California | |
3938 | once | |
3939 | but | |
3940 | leave | |
3941 | before | |
3942 | it | |
3943 | makes | |
3944 | you | |
3945 | soft | |
3946 | Travel | |
3947 | Accept | |
3948 | certain | |
3949 | inalienable | |
3950 | truths | |
3951 | Prices | |
3952 | will | |
3953 | rise | |
3954 | Politicians | |
3955 | will | |
3956 | philander | |
3957 | You | |
3958 | too | |
3959 | will | |
3960 | get | |
3961 | old | |
3962 | And | |
3963 | when | |
3964 | you | |
3965 | do | |
3966 | youll | |
3967 | fantasize | |
3968 | that | |
3969 | when | |
3970 | you | |
3971 | were | |
3972 | young | |
3973 | prices | |
3974 | were | |
3975 | reasonable | |
3976 | politicians | |
3977 | were | |
3978 | noble | |
3979 | and | |
3980 | children | |
3981 | respected | |
3982 | their | |
3983 | elders | |
3984 | Respect | |
3985 | your | |
3986 | elders | |
3987 | Dont | |
3988 | expect | |
3989 | anyone | |
3990 | else | |
3991 | to | |
3992 | support | |
3993 | you | |
3994 | Maybe | |
3995 | you | |
3996 | have | |
3997 | a | |
3998 | trust | |
3999 | fund | |
4000 | Maybe | |
4001 | youll | |
4002 | have | |
4003 | a | |
4004 | wealthy | |
4005 | spouse | |
4006 | But | |
4007 | you | |
4008 | never | |
4009 | know | |
4010 | when | |
4011 | either | |
4012 | one | |
4013 | might | |
4014 | run | |
4015 | out | |
4016 | Dont | |
4017 | mess | |
4018 | too | |
4019 | much | |
4020 | with | |
4021 | your | |
4022 | hair | |
4023 | or | |
4024 | by | |
4025 | the | |
4026 | time | |
4027 | youre | |
4028 | 40 | |
4029 | it | |
4030 | will | |
4031 | look | |
4032 | 85 | |
4033 | Be | |
4034 | careful | |
4035 | whose | |
4036 | advice | |
4037 | you | |
4038 | buy | |
4039 | but | |
4040 | be | |
4041 | patient | |
4042 | with | |
4043 | those | |
4044 | who | |
4045 | supply | |
4046 | it | |
4047 | Advice | |
4048 | is | |
4049 | a | |
4050 | form | |
4051 | of | |
4052 | nostalgia | |
4053 | Dispensing | |
4054 | it | |
4055 | is | |
4056 | a | |
4057 | way | |
4058 | of | |
4059 | fishing | |
4060 | the | |
4061 | past | |
4062 | from | |
4063 | the | |
4064 | disposal | |
4065 | wiping | |
4066 | it | |
4067 | off | |
4068 | painting | |
4069 | over | |
4070 | the | |
4071 | ugly | |
4072 | parts | |
4073 | and | |
4074 | recycling | |
4075 | it | |
4076 | for | |
4077 | more | |
4078 | than | |
4079 | its | |
4080 | worth | |
4081 | But | |
4082 | trust | |
4083 | me | |
4084 | on | |
4085 | the | |
4086 | sunscreen | |
4087 | Kurt | |
4088 | Vonneguts | |
4089 | Commencement | |
4090 | Address | |
4091 | at | |
4092 | MIT | |
4093 | Ladies | |
4094 | and | |
4095 | gentlemen | |
4096 | of | |
4097 | the | |
4098 | class | |
4099 | of | |
4100 | 97 | |
4101 | Wear | |
4102 | sunscreen | |
4103 | If | |
4104 | I | |
4105 | could | |
4106 | offer | |
4107 | you | |
4108 | only | |
4109 | one | |
4110 | tip | |
4111 | for | |
4112 | the | |
4113 | future | |
4114 | sunscreen | |
4115 | would | |
4116 | be | |
4117 | it | |
4118 | The | |
4119 | longterm | |
4120 | benefits | |
4121 | of | |
4122 | sunscreen | |
4123 | have | |
4124 | been | |
4125 | proved | |
4126 | by | |
4127 | scientists | |
4128 | whereas | |
4129 | the | |
4130 | rest | |
4131 | of | |
4132 | my | |
4133 | advice | |
4134 | has | |
4135 | no | |
4136 | basis | |
4137 | more | |
4138 | reliable | |
4139 | than | |
4140 | my | |
4141 | own | |
4142 | meandering | |
4143 | experience | |
4144 | I | |
4145 | will | |
4146 | dispense | |
4147 | this | |
4148 | advice | |
4149 | now | |
4150 | Enjoy | |
4151 | the | |
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4177 | me | |
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4179 | 20 | |
4180 | years | |
4181 | youll | |
4182 | look | |
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4185 | photos | |
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4237 | equation | |
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4241 | gum | |
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4282 | reckless | |
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4286 | hearts | |
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4325 | receive | |
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4335 | tell | |
4336 | me | |
4337 | how | |
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4341 | love | |
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4345 | your | |
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4347 | bank | |
4348 | statements | |
4349 | Stretch | |
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4351 | feel | |
4352 | guilty | |
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4394 | plenty | |
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4401 | knees | |
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4431 | chicken | |
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4433 | your | |
4434 | 75th | |
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4436 | anniversary | |
4437 | Whatever | |
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4441 | congratulate | |
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4485 | ever | |
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4490 | you | |
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4555 | you | |
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4558 | future | |
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4578 | the | |
4579 | gaps | |
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4629 | certain | |
4630 | inalienable | |
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4634 | rise | |
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4636 | will | |
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4640 | will | |
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4650 | when | |
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4664 | elders | |
4665 | Respect | |
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4667 | elders | |
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4731 | form | |
4732 | of | |
4733 | nostalgia | |
4734 | Dispensing | |
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4741 | the | |
4742 | past | |
4743 | from | |
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4747 | it | |
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4767 | sunscreen | |
4768 | Kurt | |
4769 | Vonneguts | |
4770 | Commencement | |
4771 | Address | |
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4773 | MIT | |
4774 | Ladies | |
4775 | and | |
4776 | gentlemen | |
4777 | of | |
4778 | the | |
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4780 | of | |
4781 | 97 | |
4782 | Wear | |
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4786 | could | |
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4788 | you | |
4789 | only | |
4790 | one | |
4791 | tip | |
4792 | for | |
4793 | the | |
4794 | future | |
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4798 | it | |
4799 | The | |
4800 | longterm | |
4801 | benefits | |
4802 | of | |
4803 | sunscreen | |
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4805 | been | |
4806 | proved | |
4807 | by | |
4808 | scientists | |
4809 | whereas | |
4810 | the | |
4811 | rest | |
4812 | of | |
4813 | my | |
4814 | advice | |
4815 | has | |
4816 | no | |
4817 | basis | |
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4819 | reliable | |
4820 | than | |
4821 | my | |
4822 | own | |
4823 | meandering | |
4824 | experience | |
4825 | I | |
4826 | will | |
4827 | dispense | |
4828 | this | |
4829 | advice | |
4830 | now | |
4831 | Enjoy | |
4832 | the | |
4833 | power | |
4834 | and | |
4835 | beauty | |
4836 | of | |
4837 | your | |
4838 | youth | |
4839 | Oh | |
4840 | never | |
4841 | mind | |
4842 | You | |
4843 | will | |
4844 | not | |
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4846 | the | |
4847 | power | |
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4860 | 20 | |
4861 | years | |
4862 | youll | |
4863 | look | |
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4866 | photos | |
4867 | of | |
4868 | yourself | |
4869 | and | |
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4872 | a | |
4873 | way | |
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4879 | much | |
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4914 | to | |
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4916 | an | |
4917 | algebra | |
4918 | equation | |
4919 | by | |
4920 | chewing | |
4921 | bubble | |
4922 | gum | |
4923 | The | |
4924 | real | |
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4927 | your | |
4928 | life | |
4929 | are | |
4930 | apt | |
4931 | to | |
4932 | be | |
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4941 | kind | |
4942 | that | |
4943 | blindside | |
4944 | you | |
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4948 | on | |
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4950 | idle | |
4951 | Tuesday | |
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4955 | every | |
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4957 | that | |
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4959 | you | |
4960 | Sing | |
4961 | Dont | |
4962 | be | |
4963 | reckless | |
4964 | with | |
4965 | other | |
4966 | peoples | |
4967 | hearts | |
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4971 | with | |
4972 | people | |
4973 | who | |
4974 | are | |
4975 | reckless | |
4976 | with | |
4977 | yours | |
4978 | Floss | |
4979 | Dont | |
4980 | waste | |
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4982 | time | |
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4984 | jealousy | |
4985 | Sometimes | |
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4989 | youre | |
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4991 | The | |
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4995 | and | |
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4997 | the | |
4998 | end | |
4999 | its | |
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5002 | yourself | |
5003 | Remember | |
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5005 | you | |
5006 | receive | |
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5009 | insults | |
5010 | If | |
5011 | you | |
5012 | succeed | |
5013 | in | |
5014 | doing | |
5015 | this | |
5016 | tell | |
5017 | me | |
5018 | how | |
5019 | Keep | |
5020 | your | |
5021 | old | |
5022 | love | |
5023 | letters | |
5024 | Throw | |
5025 | away | |
5026 | your | |
5027 | old | |
5028 | bank | |
5029 | statements | |
5030 | Stretch | |
5031 | Dont | |
5032 | feel | |
5033 | guilty | |
5034 | if | |
5035 | you | |
5036 | dont | |
5037 | know | |
5038 | what | |
5039 | you | |
5040 | want | |
5041 | to | |
5042 | do | |
5043 | with | |
5044 | your | |
5045 | life | |
5046 | The | |
5047 | most | |
5048 | interesting | |
5049 | people | |
5050 | I | |
5051 | know | |
5052 | didnt | |
5053 | know | |
5054 | at | |
5055 | 22 | |
5056 | what | |
5057 | they | |
5058 | wanted | |
5059 | to | |
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5062 | their | |
5063 | lives | |
5064 | Some | |
5065 | of | |
5066 | the | |
5067 | most | |
5068 | interesting | |
5069 | 40yearolds | |
5070 | I | |
5071 | know | |
5072 | still | |
5073 | dont | |
5074 | Get | |
5075 | plenty | |
5076 | of | |
5077 | calcium | |
5078 | Be | |
5079 | kind | |
5080 | to | |
5081 | your | |
5082 | knees | |
5083 | Youll | |
5084 | miss | |
5085 | them | |
5086 | when | |
5087 | theyre | |
5088 | gone | |
5089 | Maybe | |
5090 | youll | |
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5092 | maybe | |
5093 | you | |
5094 | wont | |
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5096 | youll | |
5097 | have | |
5098 | children | |
5099 | maybe | |
5100 | you | |
5101 | wont | |
5102 | Maybe | |
5103 | youll | |
5104 | divorce | |
5105 | at | |
5106 | 40 | |
5107 | maybe | |
5108 | youll | |
5109 | dance | |
5110 | the | |
5111 | funky | |
5112 | chicken | |
5113 | on | |
5114 | your | |
5115 | 75th | |
5116 | wedding | |
5117 | anniversary | |
5118 | Whatever | |
5119 | you | |
5120 | do | |
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5125 | much | |
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5130 | Your | |
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5132 | are | |
5133 | half | |
5134 | chance | |
5135 | So | |
5136 | are | |
5137 | everybody | |
5138 | elses | |
5139 | Enjoy | |
5140 | your | |
5141 | body | |
5142 | Use | |
5143 | it | |
5144 | every | |
5145 | way | |
5146 | you | |
5147 | can | |
5148 | Dont | |
5149 | be | |
5150 | afraid | |
5151 | of | |
5152 | it | |
5153 | or | |
5154 | of | |
5155 | what | |
5156 | other | |
5157 | people | |
5158 | think | |
5159 | of | |
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5207 | You | |
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5220 | siblings | |
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5230 | people | |
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5260 | gaps | |
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5263 | and | |
5264 | lifestyle | |
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5280 | you | |
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5308 | Travel | |
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5310 | certain | |
5311 | inalienable | |
5312 | truths | |
5313 | Prices | |
5314 | will | |
5315 | rise | |
5316 | Politicians | |
5317 | will | |
5318 | philander | |
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5320 | too | |
5321 | will | |
5322 | get | |
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5331 | when | |
5332 | you | |
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5338 | politicians | |
5339 | were | |
5340 | noble | |
5341 | and | |
5342 | children | |
5343 | respected | |
5344 | their | |
5345 | elders | |
5346 | Respect | |
5347 | your | |
5348 | elders | |
5349 | Dont | |
5350 | expect | |
5351 | anyone | |
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5353 | to | |
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5360 | trust | |
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5364 | have | |
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5366 | wealthy | |
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5379 | mess | |
5380 | too | |
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5383 | your | |
5384 | hair | |
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5406 | who | |
5407 | supply | |
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5409 | Advice | |
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5411 | a | |
5412 | form | |
5413 | of | |
5414 | nostalgia | |
5415 | Dispensing | |
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5418 | a | |
5419 | way | |
5420 | of | |
5421 | fishing | |
5422 | the | |
5423 | past | |
5424 | from | |
5425 | the | |
5426 | disposal | |
5427 | wiping | |
5428 | it | |
5429 | off | |
5430 | painting | |
5431 | over | |
5432 | the | |
5433 | ugly | |
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5435 | and | |
5436 | recycling | |
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5438 | for | |
5439 | more | |
5440 | than | |
5441 | its | |
5442 | worth | |
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5444 | trust | |
5445 | me | |
5446 | on | |
5447 | the | |
5448 | sunscreen | |
5449 | Kurt | |
5450 | Vonneguts | |
5451 | Commencement | |
5452 | Address | |
5453 | at | |
5454 | MIT | |
5455 | Ladies | |
5456 | and | |
5457 | gentlemen | |
5458 | of | |
5459 | the | |
5460 | class | |
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5462 | 97 | |
5463 | Wear | |
5464 | sunscreen | |
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5466 | I | |
5467 | could | |
5468 | offer | |
5469 | you | |
5470 | only | |
5471 | one | |
5472 | tip | |
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5474 | the | |
5475 | future | |
5476 | sunscreen | |
5477 | would | |
5478 | be | |
5479 | it | |
5480 | The | |
5481 | longterm | |
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5484 | sunscreen | |
5485 | have | |
5486 | been | |
5487 | proved | |
5488 | by | |
5489 | scientists | |
5490 | whereas | |
5491 | the | |
5492 | rest | |
5493 | of | |
5494 | my | |
5495 | advice | |
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5497 | no | |
5498 | basis | |
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5500 | reliable | |
5501 | than | |
5502 | my | |
5503 | own | |
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5507 | will | |
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5509 | this | |
5510 | advice | |
5511 | now | |
5512 | Enjoy | |
5513 | the | |
5514 | power | |
5515 | and | |
5516 | beauty | |
5517 | of | |
5518 | your | |
5519 | youth | |
5520 | Oh | |
5521 | never | |
5522 | mind | |
5523 | You | |
5524 | will | |
5525 | not | |
5526 | understand | |
5527 | the | |
5528 | power | |
5529 | and | |
5530 | beauty | |
5531 | of | |
5532 | your | |
5533 | youth | |
5534 | until | |
5535 | theyve | |
5536 | faded | |
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5538 | trust | |
5539 | me | |
5540 | in | |
5541 | 20 | |
5542 | years | |
5543 | youll | |
5544 | look | |
5545 | back | |
5546 | at | |
5547 | photos | |
5548 | of | |
5549 | yourself | |
5550 | and | |
5551 | recall | |
5552 | in | |
5553 | a | |
5554 | way | |
5555 | you | |
5556 | cant | |
5557 | grasp | |
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5560 | much | |
5561 | possibility | |
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5563 | before | |
5564 | you | |
5565 | and | |
5566 | how | |
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5569 | really | |
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5574 | as | |
5575 | fat | |
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5578 | imagine | |
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5580 | worry | |
5581 | about | |
5582 | the | |
5583 | future | |
5584 | Or | |
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5587 | know | |
5588 | that | |
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5591 | as | |
5592 | effective | |
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5594 | trying | |
5595 | to | |
5596 | solve | |
5597 | an | |
5598 | algebra | |
5599 | equation | |
5600 | by | |
5601 | chewing | |
5602 | bubble | |
5603 | gum | |
5604 | The | |
5605 | real | |
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5608 | your | |
5609 | life | |
5610 | are | |
5611 | apt | |
5612 | to | |
5613 | be | |
5614 | things | |
5615 | that | |
5616 | never | |
5617 | crossed | |
5618 | your | |
5619 | worried | |
5620 | mind | |
5621 | the | |
5622 | kind | |
5623 | that | |
5624 | blindside | |
5625 | you | |
5626 | at | |
5627 | 4 | |
5628 | pm | |
5629 | on | |
5630 | some | |
5631 | idle | |
5632 | Tuesday | |
5633 | Do | |
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5635 | thing | |
5636 | every | |
5637 | day | |
5638 | that | |
5639 | scares | |
5640 | you | |
5641 | Sing | |
5642 | Dont | |
5643 | be | |
5644 | reckless | |
5645 | with | |
5646 | other | |
5647 | peoples | |
5648 | hearts | |
5649 | Dont | |
5650 | put | |
5651 | up | |
5652 | with | |
5653 | people | |
5654 | who | |
5655 | are | |
5656 | reckless | |
5657 | with | |
5658 | yours | |
5659 | Floss | |
5660 | Dont | |
5661 | waste | |
5662 | your | |
5663 | time | |
5664 | on | |
5665 | jealousy | |
5666 | Sometimes | |
5667 | youre | |
5668 | ahead | |
5669 | sometimes | |
5670 | youre | |
5671 | behind | |
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5675 | long | |
5676 | and | |
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5678 | the | |
5679 | end | |
5680 | its | |
5681 | only | |
5682 | with | |
5683 | yourself | |
5684 | Remember | |
5685 | compliments | |
5686 | you | |
5687 | receive | |
5688 | Forget | |
5689 | the | |
5690 | insults | |
5691 | If | |
5692 | you | |
5693 | succeed | |
5694 | in | |
5695 | doing | |
5696 | this | |
5697 | tell | |
5698 | me | |
5699 | how | |
5700 | Keep | |
5701 | your | |
5702 | old | |
5703 | love | |
5704 | letters | |
5705 | Throw | |
5706 | away | |
5707 | your | |
5708 | old | |
5709 | bank | |
5710 | statements | |
5711 | Stretch | |
5712 | Dont | |
5713 | feel | |
5714 | guilty | |
5715 | if | |
5716 | you | |
5717 | dont | |
5718 | know | |
5719 | what | |
5720 | you | |
5721 | want | |
5722 | to | |
5723 | do | |
5724 | with | |
5725 | your | |
5726 | life | |
5727 | The | |
5728 | most | |
5729 | interesting | |
5730 | people | |
5731 | I | |
5732 | know | |
5733 | didnt | |
5734 | know | |
5735 | at | |
5736 | 22 | |
5737 | what | |
5738 | they | |
5739 | wanted | |
5740 | to | |
5741 | do | |
5742 | with | |
5743 | their | |
5744 | lives | |
5745 | Some | |
5746 | of | |
5747 | the | |
5748 | most | |
5749 | interesting | |
5750 | 40yearolds | |
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5752 | know | |
5753 | still | |
5754 | dont | |
5755 | Get | |
5756 | plenty | |
5757 | of | |
5758 | calcium | |
5759 | Be | |
5760 | kind | |
5761 | to | |
5762 | your | |
5763 | knees | |
5764 | Youll | |
5765 | miss | |
5766 | them | |
5767 | when | |
5768 | theyre | |
5769 | gone | |
5770 | Maybe | |
5771 | youll | |
5772 | marry | |
5773 | maybe | |
5774 | you | |
5775 | wont | |
5776 | Maybe | |
5777 | youll | |
5778 | have | |
5779 | children | |
5780 | maybe | |
5781 | you | |
5782 | wont | |
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5784 | youll | |
5785 | divorce | |
5786 | at | |
5787 | 40 | |
5788 | maybe | |
5789 | youll | |
5790 | dance | |
5791 | the | |
5792 | funky | |
5793 | chicken | |
5794 | on | |
5795 | your | |
5796 | 75th | |
5797 | wedding | |
5798 | anniversary | |
5799 | Whatever | |
5800 | you | |
5801 | do | |
5802 | dont | |
5803 | congratulate | |
5804 | yourself | |
5805 | too | |
5806 | much | |
5807 | or | |
5808 | berate | |
5809 | yourself | |
5810 | either | |
5811 | Your | |
5812 | choices | |
5813 | are | |
5814 | half | |
5815 | chance | |
5816 | So | |
5817 | are | |
5818 | everybody | |
5819 | elses | |
5820 | Enjoy | |
5821 | your | |
5822 | body | |
5823 | Use | |
5824 | it | |
5825 | every | |
5826 | way | |
5827 | you | |
5828 | can | |
5829 | Dont | |
5830 | be | |
5831 | afraid | |
5832 | of | |
5833 | it | |
5834 | or | |
5835 | of | |
5836 | what | |
5837 | other | |
5838 | people | |
5839 | think | |
5840 | of | |
5841 | it | |
5842 | Its | |
5843 | the | |
5844 | greatest | |
5845 | instrument | |
5846 | youll | |
5847 | ever | |
5848 | own | |
5849 | Dance | |
5850 | even | |
5851 | if | |
5852 | you | |
5853 | have | |
5854 | nowhere | |
5855 | to | |
5856 | do | |
5857 | it | |
5858 | but | |
5859 | your | |
5860 | living | |
5861 | room | |
5862 | Read | |
5863 | the | |
5864 | directions | |
5865 | even | |
5866 | if | |
5867 | you | |
5868 | dont | |
5869 | follow | |
5870 | them | |
5871 | Do | |
5872 | not | |
5873 | read | |
5874 | beauty | |
5875 | magazines | |
5876 | They | |
5877 | will | |
5878 | only | |
5879 | make | |
5880 | you | |
5881 | feel | |
5882 | ugly | |
5883 | Get | |
5884 | to | |
5885 | know | |
5886 | your | |
5887 | parents | |
5888 | You | |
5889 | never | |
5890 | know | |
5891 | when | |
5892 | theyll | |
5893 | be | |
5894 | gone | |
5895 | for | |
5896 | good | |
5897 | Be | |
5898 | nice | |
5899 | to | |
5900 | your | |
5901 | siblings | |
5902 | Theyre | |
5903 | your | |
5904 | best | |
5905 | link | |
5906 | to | |
5907 | your | |
5908 | past | |
5909 | and | |
5910 | the | |
5911 | people | |
5912 | most | |
5913 | likely | |
5914 | to | |
5915 | stick | |
5916 | with | |
5917 | you | |
5918 | in | |
5919 | the | |
5920 | future | |
5921 | Understand | |
5922 | that | |
5923 | friends | |
5924 | come | |
5925 | and | |
5926 | go | |
5927 | but | |
5928 | with | |
5929 | a | |
5930 | precious | |
5931 | few | |
5932 | you | |
5933 | should | |
5934 | hold | |
5935 | on | |
5936 | Work | |
5937 | hard | |
5938 | to | |
5939 | bridge | |
5940 | the | |
5941 | gaps | |
5942 | in | |
5943 | geography | |
5944 | and | |
5945 | lifestyle | |
5946 | because | |
5947 | the | |
5948 | older | |
5949 | you | |
5950 | get | |
5951 | the | |
5952 | more | |
5953 | you | |
5954 | need | |
5955 | the | |
5956 | people | |
5957 | who | |
5958 | knew | |
5959 | you | |
5960 | when | |
5961 | you | |
5962 | were | |
5963 | young | |
5964 | Live | |
5965 | in | |
5966 | New | |
5967 | York | |
5968 | City | |
5969 | once | |
5970 | but | |
5971 | leave | |
5972 | before | |
5973 | it | |
5974 | makes | |
5975 | you | |
5976 | hard | |
5977 | Live | |
5978 | in | |
5979 | Northern | |
5980 | California | |
5981 | once | |
5982 | but | |
5983 | leave | |
5984 | before | |
5985 | it | |
5986 | makes | |
5987 | you | |
5988 | soft | |
5989 | Travel | |
5990 | Accept | |
5991 | certain | |
5992 | inalienable | |
5993 | truths | |
5994 | Prices | |
5995 | will | |
5996 | rise | |
5997 | Politicians | |
5998 | will | |
5999 | philander | |
6000 | You | |
6001 | too | |
6002 | will | |
6003 | get | |
6004 | old | |
6005 | And | |
6006 | when | |
6007 | you | |
6008 | do | |
6009 | youll | |
6010 | fantasize | |
6011 | that | |
6012 | when | |
6013 | you | |
6014 | were | |
6015 | young | |
6016 | prices | |
6017 | were | |
6018 | reasonable | |
6019 | politicians | |
6020 | were | |
6021 | noble | |
6022 | and | |
6023 | children | |
6024 | respected | |
6025 | their | |
6026 | elders | |
6027 | Respect | |
6028 | your | |
6029 | elders | |
6030 | Dont | |
6031 | expect | |
6032 | anyone | |
6033 | else | |
6034 | to | |
6035 | support | |
6036 | you | |
6037 | Maybe | |
6038 | you | |
6039 | have | |
6040 | a | |
6041 | trust | |
6042 | fund | |
6043 | Maybe | |
6044 | youll | |
6045 | have | |
6046 | a | |
6047 | wealthy | |
6048 | spouse | |
6049 | But | |
6050 | you | |
6051 | never | |
6052 | know | |
6053 | when | |
6054 | either | |
6055 | one | |
6056 | might | |
6057 | run | |
6058 | out | |
6059 | Dont | |
6060 | mess | |
6061 | too | |
6062 | much | |
6063 | with | |
6064 | your | |
6065 | hair | |
6066 | or | |
6067 | by | |
6068 | the | |
6069 | time | |
6070 | youre | |
6071 | 40 | |
6072 | it | |
6073 | will | |
6074 | look | |
6075 | 85 | |
6076 | Be | |
6077 | careful | |
6078 | whose | |
6079 | advice | |
6080 | you | |
6081 | buy | |
6082 | but | |
6083 | be | |
6084 | patient | |
6085 | with | |
6086 | those | |
6087 | who | |
6088 | supply | |
6089 | it | |
6090 | Advice | |
6091 | is | |
6092 | a | |
6093 | form | |
6094 | of | |
6095 | nostalgia | |
6096 | Dispensing | |
6097 | it | |
6098 | is | |
6099 | a | |
6100 | way | |
6101 | of | |
6102 | fishing | |
6103 | the | |
6104 | past | |
6105 | from | |
6106 | the | |
6107 | disposal | |
6108 | wiping | |
6109 | it | |
6110 | off | |
6111 | painting | |
6112 | over | |
6113 | the | |
6114 | ugly | |
6115 | parts | |
6116 | and | |
6117 | recycling | |
6118 | it | |
6119 | for | |
6120 | more | |
6121 | than | |
6122 | its | |
6123 | worth | |
6124 | But | |
6125 | trust | |
6126 | me | |
6127 | on | |
6128 | the | |
6129 | sunscreen | |
6130 | Kurt | |
6131 | Vonneguts | |
6132 | Commencement | |
6133 | Address | |
6134 | at | |
6135 | MIT | |
6136 | Ladies | |
6137 | and | |
6138 | gentlemen | |
6139 | of | |
6140 | the | |
6141 | class | |
6142 | of | |
6143 | 97 | |
6144 | Wear | |
6145 | sunscreen | |
6146 | If | |
6147 | I | |
6148 | could | |
6149 | offer | |
6150 | you | |
6151 | only | |
6152 | one | |
6153 | tip | |
6154 | for | |
6155 | the | |
6156 | future | |
6157 | sunscreen | |
6158 | would | |
6159 | be | |
6160 | it | |
6161 | The | |
6162 | longterm | |
6163 | benefits | |
6164 | of | |
6165 | sunscreen | |
6166 | have | |
6167 | been | |
6168 | proved | |
6169 | by | |
6170 | scientists | |
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6200 | youth | |
6201 | Oh | |
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6203 | mind | |
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6213 | your | |
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6220 | me | |
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6222 | 20 | |
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6224 | youll | |
6225 | look | |
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6229 | of | |
6230 | yourself | |
6231 | and | |
6232 | recall | |
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6263 | the | |
6264 | future | |
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6279 | algebra | |
6280 | equation | |
6281 | by | |
6282 | chewing | |
6283 | bubble | |
6284 | gum | |
6285 | The | |
6286 | real | |
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6290 | life | |
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6299 | your | |
6300 | worried | |
6301 | mind | |
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6304 | that | |
6305 | blindside | |
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6311 | some | |
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6319 | that | |
6320 | scares | |
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6325 | reckless | |
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6327 | other | |
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6329 | hearts | |
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6331 | put | |
6332 | up | |
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6334 | people | |
6335 | who | |
6336 | are | |
6337 | reckless | |
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6339 | yours | |
6340 | Floss | |
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6342 | waste | |
6343 | your | |
6344 | time | |
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6346 | jealousy | |
6347 | Sometimes | |
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6349 | ahead | |
6350 | sometimes | |
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6353 | The | |
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6360 | end | |
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6362 | only | |
6363 | with | |
6364 | yourself | |
6365 | Remember | |
6366 | compliments | |
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6368 | receive | |
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6370 | the | |
6371 | insults | |
6372 | If | |
6373 | you | |
6374 | succeed | |
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6376 | doing | |
6377 | this | |
6378 | tell | |
6379 | me | |
6380 | how | |
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6383 | old | |
6384 | love | |
6385 | letters | |
6386 | Throw | |
6387 | away | |
6388 | your | |
6389 | old | |
6390 | bank | |
6391 | statements | |
6392 | Stretch | |
6393 | Dont | |
6394 | feel | |
6395 | guilty | |
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6397 | you | |
6398 | dont | |
6399 | know | |
6400 | what | |
6401 | you | |
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6417 | 22 | |
6418 | what | |
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6429 | most | |
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6434 | still | |
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6436 | Get | |
6437 | plenty | |
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6439 | calcium | |
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6441 | kind | |
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6443 | your | |
6444 | knees | |
6445 | Youll | |
6446 | miss | |
6447 | them | |
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6452 | youll | |
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6460 | children | |
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6462 | you | |
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6468 | 40 | |
6469 | maybe | |
6470 | youll | |
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6472 | the | |
6473 | funky | |
6474 | chicken | |
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6476 | your | |
6477 | 75th | |
6478 | wedding | |
6479 | anniversary | |
6480 | Whatever | |
6481 | you | |
6482 | do | |
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6485 | yourself | |
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6487 | much | |
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6491 | either | |
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6495 | half | |
6496 | chance | |
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6499 | everybody | |
6500 | elses | |
6501 | Enjoy | |
6502 | your | |
6503 | body | |
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6506 | every | |
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6512 | afraid | |
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6525 | greatest | |
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6527 | youll | |
6528 | ever | |
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6532 | if | |
6533 | you | |
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6539 | but | |
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6541 | living | |
6542 | room | |
6543 | Read | |
6544 | the | |
6545 | directions | |
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6548 | you | |
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6551 | them | |
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6556 | magazines | |
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6562 | feel | |
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6568 | parents | |
6569 | You | |
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6588 | your | |
6589 | past | |
6590 | and | |
6591 | the | |
6592 | people | |
6593 | most | |
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6597 | with | |
6598 | you | |
6599 | in | |
6600 | the | |
6601 | future | |
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6606 | and | |
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6611 | precious | |
6612 | few | |
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6614 | should | |
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6618 | hard | |
6619 | to | |
6620 | bridge | |
6621 | the | |
6622 | gaps | |
6623 | in | |
6624 | geography | |
6625 | and | |
6626 | lifestyle | |
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6631 | get | |
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6641 | when | |
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6647 | New | |
6648 | York | |
6649 | City | |
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6660 | Northern | |
6661 | California | |
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6668 | you | |
6669 | soft | |
6670 | Travel | |
6671 | Accept | |
6672 | certain | |
6673 | inalienable | |
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6675 | Prices | |
6676 | will | |
6677 | rise | |
6678 | Politicians | |
6679 | will | |
6680 | philander | |
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6682 | too | |
6683 | will | |
6684 | get | |
6685 | old | |
6686 | And | |
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6688 | you | |
6689 | do | |
6690 | youll | |
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6693 | when | |
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6696 | young | |
6697 | prices | |
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6699 | reasonable | |
6700 | politicians | |
6701 | were | |
6702 | noble | |
6703 | and | |
6704 | children | |
6705 | respected | |
6706 | their | |
6707 | elders | |
6708 | Respect | |
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6710 | elders | |
6711 | Dont | |
6712 | expect | |
6713 | anyone | |
6714 | else | |
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6721 | a | |
6722 | trust | |
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6727 | a | |
6728 | wealthy | |
6729 | spouse | |
6730 | But | |
6731 | you | |
6732 | never | |
6733 | know | |
6734 | when | |
6735 | either | |
6736 | one | |
6737 | might | |
6738 | run | |
6739 | out | |
6740 | Dont | |
6741 | mess | |
6742 | too | |
6743 | much | |
6744 | with | |
6745 | your | |
6746 | hair | |
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6748 | by | |
6749 | the | |
6750 | time | |
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6752 | 40 | |
6753 | it | |
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6756 | 85 | |
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6759 | whose | |
6760 | advice | |
6761 | you | |
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6763 | but | |
6764 | be | |
6765 | patient | |
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6767 | those | |
6768 | who | |
6769 | supply | |
6770 | it | |
6771 | Advice | |
6772 | is | |
6773 | a | |
6774 | form | |
6775 | of | |
6776 | nostalgia | |
6777 | Dispensing | |
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6779 | is | |
6780 | a | |
6781 | way | |
6782 | of | |
6783 | fishing | |
6784 | the | |
6785 | past | |
6786 | from | |
6787 | the | |
6788 | disposal | |
6789 | wiping | |
6790 | it | |
6791 | off | |
6792 | painting | |
6793 | over | |
6794 | the | |
6795 | ugly | |
6796 | parts | |
6797 | and | |
6798 | recycling | |
6799 | it | |
6800 | for | |
6801 | more | |
6802 | than | |
6803 | its | |
6804 | worth | |
6805 | But | |
6806 | trust | |
6807 | me | |
6808 | on | |
6809 | the | |
6810 | sunscreen | |
6811 | Kurt | |
6812 | Vonneguts | |
6813 | Commencement | |
6814 | Address | |
6815 | at | |
6816 | MIT | |
6817 | Ladies | |
6818 | and | |
6819 | gentlemen | |
6820 | of | |
6821 | the | |
6822 | class | |
6823 | of | |
6824 | 97 | |
6825 | Wear | |
6826 | sunscreen | |
6827 | If | |
6828 | I | |
6829 | could | |
6830 | offer | |
6831 | you | |
6832 | only | |
6833 | one | |
6834 | tip | |
6835 | for | |
6836 | the | |
6837 | future | |
6838 | sunscreen | |
6839 | would | |
6840 | be | |
6841 | it | |
6842 | The | |
6843 | longterm | |
6844 | benefits | |
6845 | of | |
6846 | sunscreen | |
6847 | have | |
6848 | been | |
6849 | proved | |
6850 | by | |
6851 | scientists | |
6852 | whereas | |
6853 | the | |
6854 | rest | |
6855 | of | |
6856 | my | |
6857 | advice | |
6858 | has | |
6859 | no | |
6860 | basis | |
6861 | more | |
6862 | reliable | |
6863 | than | |
6864 | my | |
6865 | own | |
6866 | meandering | |
6867 | experience | |
6868 | I | |
6869 | will | |
6870 | dispense | |
6871 | this | |
6872 | advice | |
6873 | now | |
6874 | Enjoy | |
6875 | the | |
6876 | power | |
6877 | and | |
6878 | beauty | |
6879 | of | |
6880 | your | |
6881 | youth | |
6882 | Oh | |
6883 | never | |
6884 | mind | |
6885 | You | |
6886 | will | |
6887 | not | |
6888 | understand | |
6889 | the | |
6890 | power | |
6891 | and | |
6892 | beauty | |
6893 | of | |
6894 | your | |
6895 | youth | |
6896 | until | |
6897 | theyve | |
6898 | faded | |
6899 | But | |
6900 | trust | |
6901 | me | |
6902 | in | |
6903 | 20 | |
6904 | years | |
6905 | youll | |
6906 | look | |
6907 | back | |
6908 | at | |
6909 | photos | |
6910 | of | |
6911 | yourself | |
6912 | and | |
6913 | recall | |
6914 | in | |
6915 | a | |
6916 | way | |
6917 | you | |
6918 | cant | |
6919 | grasp | |
6920 | now | |
6921 | how | |
6922 | much | |
6923 | possibility | |
6924 | lay | |
6925 | before | |
6926 | you | |
6927 | and | |
6928 | how | |
6929 | fabulous | |
6930 | you | |
6931 | really | |
6932 | looked | |
6933 | You | |
6934 | are | |
6935 | not | |
6936 | as | |
6937 | fat | |
6938 | as | |
6939 | you | |
6940 | imagine | |
6941 | Dont | |
6942 | worry | |
6943 | about | |
6944 | the | |
6945 | future | |
6946 | Or | |
6947 | worry | |
6948 | but | |
6949 | know | |
6950 | that | |
6951 | worrying | |
6952 | is | |
6953 | as | |
6954 | effective | |
6955 | as | |
6956 | trying | |
6957 | to | |
6958 | solve | |
6959 | an | |
6960 | algebra | |
6961 | equation | |
6962 | by | |
6963 | chewing | |
6964 | bubble | |
6965 | gum | |
6966 | The | |
6967 | real | |
6968 | troubles | |
6969 | in | |
6970 | your | |
6971 | life | |
6972 | are | |
6973 | apt | |
6974 | to | |
6975 | be | |
6976 | things | |
6977 | that | |
6978 | never | |
6979 | crossed | |
6980 | your | |
6981 | worried | |
6982 | mind | |
6983 | the | |
6984 | kind | |
6985 | that | |
6986 | blindside | |
6987 | you | |
6988 | at | |
6989 | 4 | |
6990 | pm | |
6991 | on | |
6992 | some | |
6993 | idle | |
6994 | Tuesday | |
6995 | Do | |
6996 | one | |
6997 | thing | |
6998 | every | |
6999 | day | |
7000 | that | |
7001 | scares | |
7002 | you | |
7003 | Sing | |
7004 | Dont | |
7005 | be | |
7006 | reckless | |
7007 | with | |
7008 | other | |
7009 | peoples | |
7010 | hearts | |
7011 | Dont | |
7012 | put | |
7013 | up | |
7014 | with | |
7015 | people | |
7016 | who | |
7017 | are | |
7018 | reckless | |
7019 | with | |
7020 | yours | |
7021 | Floss | |
7022 | Dont | |
7023 | waste | |
7024 | your | |
7025 | time | |
7026 | on | |
7027 | jealousy | |
7028 | Sometimes | |
7029 | youre | |
7030 | ahead | |
7031 | sometimes | |
7032 | youre | |
7033 | behind | |
7034 | The | |
7035 | race | |
7036 | is | |
7037 | long | |
7038 | and | |
7039 | in | |
7040 | the | |
7041 | end | |
7042 | its | |
7043 | only | |
7044 | with | |
7045 | yourself | |
7046 | Remember | |
7047 | compliments | |
7048 | you | |
7049 | receive | |
7050 | Forget | |
7051 | the | |
7052 | insults | |
7053 | If | |
7054 | you | |
7055 | succeed | |
7056 | in | |
7057 | doing | |
7058 | this | |
7059 | tell | |
7060 | me | |
7061 | how | |
7062 | Keep | |
7063 | your | |
7064 | old | |
7065 | love | |
7066 | letters | |
7067 | Throw | |
7068 | away | |
7069 | your | |
7070 | old | |
7071 | bank | |
7072 | statements | |
7073 | Stretch | |
7074 | Dont | |
7075 | feel | |
7076 | guilty | |
7077 | if | |
7078 | you | |
7079 | dont | |
7080 | know | |
7081 | what | |
7082 | you | |
7083 | want | |
7084 | to | |
7085 | do | |
7086 | with | |
7087 | your | |
7088 | life | |
7089 | The | |
7090 | most | |
7091 | interesting | |
7092 | people | |
7093 | I | |
7094 | know | |
7095 | didnt | |
7096 | know | |
7097 | at | |
7098 | 22 | |
7099 | what | |
7100 | they | |
7101 | wanted | |
7102 | to | |
7103 | do | |
7104 | with | |
7105 | their | |
7106 | lives | |
7107 | Some | |
7108 | of | |
7109 | the | |
7110 | most | |
7111 | interesting | |
7112 | 40yearolds | |
7113 | I | |
7114 | know | |
7115 | still | |
7116 | dont | |
7117 | Get | |
7118 | plenty | |
7119 | of | |
7120 | calcium | |
7121 | Be | |
7122 | kind | |
7123 | to | |
7124 | your | |
7125 | knees | |
7126 | Youll | |
7127 | miss | |
7128 | them | |
7129 | when | |
7130 | theyre | |
7131 | gone | |
7132 | Maybe | |
7133 | youll | |
7134 | marry | |
7135 | maybe | |
7136 | you | |
7137 | wont | |
7138 | Maybe | |
7139 | youll | |
7140 | have | |
7141 | children | |
7142 | maybe | |
7143 | you | |
7144 | wont | |
7145 | Maybe | |
7146 | youll | |
7147 | divorce | |
7148 | at | |
7149 | 40 | |
7150 | maybe | |
7151 | youll | |
7152 | dance | |
7153 | the | |
7154 | funky | |
7155 | chicken | |
7156 | on | |
7157 | your | |
7158 | 75th | |
7159 | wedding | |
7160 | anniversary | |
7161 | Whatever | |
7162 | you | |
7163 | do | |
7164 | dont | |
7165 | congratulate | |
7166 | yourself | |
7167 | too | |
7168 | much | |
7169 | or | |
7170 | berate | |
7171 | yourself | |
7172 | either | |
7173 | Your | |
7174 | choices | |
7175 | are | |
7176 | half | |
7177 | chance | |
7178 | So | |
7179 | are | |
7180 | everybody | |
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7182 | Enjoy | |
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7184 | body | |
7185 | Use | |
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7187 | every | |
7188 | way | |
7189 | you | |
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7193 | afraid | |
7194 | of | |
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7206 | greatest | |
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7208 | youll | |
7209 | ever | |
7210 | own | |
7211 | Dance | |
7212 | even | |
7213 | if | |
7214 | you | |
7215 | have | |
7216 | nowhere | |
7217 | to | |
7218 | do | |
7219 | it | |
7220 | but | |
7221 | your | |
7222 | living | |
7223 | room | |
7224 | Read | |
7225 | the | |
7226 | directions | |
7227 | even | |
7228 | if | |
7229 | you | |
7230 | dont | |
7231 | follow | |
7232 | them | |
7233 | Do | |
7234 | not | |
7235 | read | |
7236 | beauty | |
7237 | magazines | |
7238 | They | |
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7240 | only | |
7241 | make | |
7242 | you | |
7243 | feel | |
7244 | ugly | |
7245 | Get | |
7246 | to | |
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7248 | your | |
7249 | parents | |
7250 | You | |
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7252 | know | |
7253 | when | |
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7259 | Be | |
7260 | nice | |
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7262 | your | |
7263 | siblings | |
7264 | Theyre | |
7265 | your | |
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7269 | your | |
7270 | past | |
7271 | and | |
7272 | the | |
7273 | people | |
7274 | most | |
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7276 | to | |
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7279 | you | |
7280 | in | |
7281 | the | |
7282 | future | |
7283 | Understand | |
7284 | that | |
7285 | friends | |
7286 | come | |
7287 | and | |
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7290 | with | |
7291 | a | |
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7293 | few | |
7294 | you | |
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7297 | on | |
7298 | Work | |
7299 | hard | |
7300 | to | |
7301 | bridge | |
7302 | the | |
7303 | gaps | |
7304 | in | |
7305 | geography | |
7306 | and | |
7307 | lifestyle | |
7308 | because | |
7309 | the | |
7310 | older | |
7311 | you | |
7312 | get | |
7313 | the | |
7314 | more | |
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7316 | need | |
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7318 | people | |
7319 | who | |
7320 | knew | |
7321 | you | |
7322 | when | |
7323 | you | |
7324 | were | |
7325 | young | |
7326 | Live | |
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7328 | New | |
7329 | York | |
7330 | City | |
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7332 | but | |
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7335 | it | |
7336 | makes | |
7337 | you | |
7338 | hard | |
7339 | Live | |
7340 | in | |
7341 | Northern | |
7342 | California | |
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7347 | it | |
7348 | makes | |
7349 | you | |
7350 | soft | |
7351 | Travel | |
7352 | Accept | |
7353 | certain | |
7354 | inalienable | |
7355 | truths | |
7356 | Prices | |
7357 | will | |
7358 | rise | |
7359 | Politicians | |
7360 | will | |
7361 | philander | |
7362 | You | |
7363 | too | |
7364 | will | |
7365 | get | |
7366 | old | |
7367 | And | |
7368 | when | |
7369 | you | |
7370 | do | |
7371 | youll | |
7372 | fantasize | |
7373 | that | |
7374 | when | |
7375 | you | |
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7377 | young | |
7378 | prices | |
7379 | were | |
7380 | reasonable | |
7381 | politicians | |
7382 | were | |
7383 | noble | |
7384 | and | |
7385 | children | |
7386 | respected | |
7387 | their | |
7388 | elders | |
7389 | Respect | |
7390 | your | |
7391 | elders | |
7392 | Dont | |
7393 | expect | |
7394 | anyone | |
7395 | else | |
7396 | to | |
7397 | support | |
7398 | you | |
7399 | Maybe | |
7400 | you | |
7401 | have | |
7402 | a | |
7403 | trust | |
7404 | fund | |
7405 | Maybe | |
7406 | youll | |
7407 | have | |
7408 | a | |
7409 | wealthy | |
7410 | spouse | |
7411 | But | |
7412 | you | |
7413 | never | |
7414 | know | |
7415 | when | |
7416 | either | |
7417 | one | |
7418 | might | |
7419 | run | |
7420 | out | |
7421 | Dont | |
7422 | mess | |
7423 | too | |
7424 | much | |
7425 | with | |
7426 | your | |
7427 | hair | |
7428 | or | |
7429 | by | |
7430 | the | |
7431 | time | |
7432 | youre | |
7433 | 40 | |
7434 | it | |
7435 | will | |
7436 | look | |
7437 | 85 | |
7438 | Be | |
7439 | careful | |
7440 | whose | |
7441 | advice | |
7442 | you | |
7443 | buy | |
7444 | but | |
7445 | be | |
7446 | patient | |
7447 | with | |
7448 | those | |
7449 | who | |
7450 | supply | |
7451 | it | |
7452 | Advice | |
7453 | is | |
7454 | a | |
7455 | form | |
7456 | of | |
7457 | nostalgia | |
7458 | Dispensing | |
7459 | it | |
7460 | is | |
7461 | a | |
7462 | way | |
7463 | of | |
7464 | fishing | |
7465 | the | |
7466 | past | |
7467 | from | |
7468 | the | |
7469 | disposal | |
7470 | wiping | |
7471 | it | |
7472 | off | |
7473 | painting | |
7474 | over | |
7475 | the | |
7476 | ugly | |
7477 | parts | |
7478 | and | |
7479 | recycling | |
7480 | it | |
7481 | for | |
7482 | more | |
7483 | than | |
7484 | its | |
7485 | worth | |
7486 | But | |
7487 | trust | |
7488 | me | |
7489 | on | |
7490 | the | |
7491 | sunscreen | |
7492 | Kurt | |
7493 | Vonneguts | |
7494 | Commencement | |
7495 | Address | |
7496 | at | |
7497 | MIT | |
7498 | Ladies | |
7499 | and | |
7500 | gentlemen | |
7501 | of | |
7502 | the | |
7503 | class | |
7504 | of | |
7505 | 97 | |
7506 | Wear | |
7507 | sunscreen | |
7508 | If | |
7509 | I | |
7510 | could | |
7511 | offer | |
7512 | you | |
7513 | only | |
7514 | one | |
7515 | tip | |
7516 | for | |
7517 | the | |
7518 | future | |
7519 | sunscreen | |
7520 | would | |
7521 | be | |
7522 | it | |
7523 | The | |
7524 | longterm | |
7525 | benefits | |
7526 | of | |
7527 | sunscreen | |
7528 | have | |
7529 | been | |
7530 | proved | |
7531 | by | |
7532 | scientists | |
7533 | whereas | |
7534 | the | |
7535 | rest | |
7536 | of | |
7537 | my | |
7538 | advice | |
7539 | has | |
7540 | no | |
7541 | basis | |
7542 | more | |
7543 | reliable | |
7544 | than | |
7545 | my | |
7546 | own | |
7547 | meandering | |
7548 | experience | |
7549 | I | |
7550 | will | |
7551 | dispense | |
7552 | this | |
7553 | advice | |
7554 | now | |
7555 | Enjoy | |
7556 | the | |
7557 | power | |
7558 | and | |
7559 | beauty | |
7560 | of | |
7561 | your | |
7562 | youth | |
7563 | Oh | |
7564 | never | |
7565 | mind | |
7566 | You | |
7567 | will | |
7568 | not | |
7569 | understand | |
7570 | the | |
7571 | power | |
7572 | and | |
7573 | beauty | |
7574 | of | |
7575 | your | |
7576 | youth | |
7577 | until | |
7578 | theyve | |
7579 | faded | |
7580 | But | |
7581 | trust | |
7582 | me | |
7583 | in | |
7584 | 20 | |
7585 | years | |
7586 | youll | |
7587 | look | |
7588 | back | |
7589 | at | |
7590 | photos | |
7591 | of | |
7592 | yourself | |
7593 | and | |
7594 | recall | |
7595 | in | |
7596 | a | |
7597 | way | |
7598 | you | |
7599 | cant | |
7600 | grasp | |
7601 | now | |
7602 | how | |
7603 | much | |
7604 | possibility | |
7605 | lay | |
7606 | before | |
7607 | you | |
7608 | and | |
7609 | how | |
7610 | fabulous | |
7611 | you | |
7612 | really | |
7613 | looked | |
7614 | You | |
7615 | are | |
7616 | not | |
7617 | as | |
7618 | fat | |
7619 | as | |
7620 | you | |
7621 | imagine | |
7622 | Dont | |
7623 | worry | |
7624 | about | |
7625 | the | |
7626 | future | |
7627 | Or | |
7628 | worry | |
7629 | but | |
7630 | know | |
7631 | that | |
7632 | worrying | |
7633 | is | |
7634 | as | |
7635 | effective | |
7636 | as | |
7637 | trying | |
7638 | to | |
7639 | solve | |
7640 | an | |
7641 | algebra | |
7642 | equation | |
7643 | by | |
7644 | chewing | |
7645 | bubble | |
7646 | gum | |
7647 | The | |
7648 | real | |
7649 | troubles | |
7650 | in | |
7651 | your | |
7652 | life | |
7653 | are | |
7654 | apt | |
7655 | to | |
7656 | be | |
7657 | things | |
7658 | that | |
7659 | never | |
7660 | crossed | |
7661 | your | |
7662 | worried | |
7663 | mind | |
7664 | the | |
7665 | kind | |
7666 | that | |
7667 | blindside | |
7668 | you | |
7669 | at | |
7670 | 4 | |
7671 | pm | |
7672 | on | |
7673 | some | |
7674 | idle | |
7675 | Tuesday | |
7676 | Do | |
7677 | one | |
7678 | thing | |
7679 | every | |
7680 | day | |
7681 | that | |
7682 | scares | |
7683 | you | |
7684 | Sing | |
7685 | Dont | |
7686 | be | |
7687 | reckless | |
7688 | with | |
7689 | other | |
7690 | peoples | |
7691 | hearts | |
7692 | Dont | |
7693 | put | |
7694 | up | |
7695 | with | |
7696 | people | |
7697 | who | |
7698 | are | |
7699 | reckless | |
7700 | with | |
7701 | yours | |
7702 | Floss | |
7703 | Dont | |
7704 | waste | |
7705 | your | |
7706 | time | |
7707 | on | |
7708 | jealousy | |
7709 | Sometimes | |
7710 | youre | |
7711 | ahead | |
7712 | sometimes | |
7713 | youre | |
7714 | behind | |
7715 | The | |
7716 | race | |
7717 | is | |
7718 | long | |
7719 | and | |
7720 | in | |
7721 | the | |
7722 | end | |
7723 | its | |
7724 | only | |
7725 | with | |
7726 | yourself | |
7727 | Remember | |
7728 | compliments | |
7729 | you | |
7730 | receive | |
7731 | Forget | |
7732 | the | |
7733 | insults | |
7734 | If | |
7735 | you | |
7736 | succeed | |
7737 | in | |
7738 | doing | |
7739 | this | |
7740 | tell | |
7741 | me | |
7742 | how | |
7743 | Keep | |
7744 | your | |
7745 | old | |
7746 | love | |
7747 | letters | |
7748 | Throw | |
7749 | away | |
7750 | your | |
7751 | old | |
7752 | bank | |
7753 | statements | |
7754 | Stretch | |
7755 | Dont | |
7756 | feel | |
7757 | guilty | |
7758 | if | |
7759 | you | |
7760 | dont | |
7761 | know | |
7762 | what | |
7763 | you | |
7764 | want | |
7765 | to | |
7766 | do | |
7767 | with | |
7768 | your | |
7769 | life | |
7770 | The | |
7771 | most | |
7772 | interesting | |
7773 | people | |
7774 | I | |
7775 | know | |
7776 | didnt | |
7777 | know | |
7778 | at | |
7779 | 22 | |
7780 | what | |
7781 | they | |
7782 | wanted | |
7783 | to | |
7784 | do | |
7785 | with | |
7786 | their | |
7787 | lives | |
7788 | Some | |
7789 | of | |
7790 | the | |
7791 | most | |
7792 | interesting | |
7793 | 40yearolds | |
7794 | I | |
7795 | know | |
7796 | still | |
7797 | dont | |
7798 | Get | |
7799 | plenty | |
7800 | of | |
7801 | calcium | |
7802 | Be | |
7803 | kind | |
7804 | to | |
7805 | your | |
7806 | knees | |
7807 | Youll | |
7808 | miss | |
7809 | them | |
7810 | when | |
7811 | theyre | |
7812 | gone | |
7813 | Maybe | |
7814 | youll | |
7815 | marry | |
7816 | maybe | |
7817 | you | |
7818 | wont | |
7819 | Maybe | |
7820 | youll | |
7821 | have | |
7822 | children | |
7823 | maybe | |
7824 | you | |
7825 | wont | |
7826 | Maybe | |
7827 | youll | |
7828 | divorce | |
7829 | at | |
7830 | 40 | |
7831 | maybe | |
7832 | youll | |
7833 | dance | |
7834 | the | |
7835 | funky | |
7836 | chicken | |
7837 | on | |
7838 | your | |
7839 | 75th | |
7840 | wedding | |
7841 | anniversary | |
7842 | Whatever | |
7843 | you | |
7844 | do | |
7845 | dont | |
7846 | congratulate | |
7847 | yourself | |
7848 | too | |
7849 | much | |
7850 | or | |
7851 | berate | |
7852 | yourself | |
7853 | either | |
7854 | Your | |
7855 | choices | |
7856 | are | |
7857 | half | |
7858 | chance | |
7859 | So | |
7860 | are | |
7861 | everybody | |
7862 | elses | |
7863 | Enjoy | |
7864 | your | |
7865 | body | |
7866 | Use | |
7867 | it | |
7868 | every | |
7869 | way | |
7870 | you | |
7871 | can | |
7872 | Dont | |
7873 | be | |
7874 | afraid | |
7875 | of | |
7876 | it | |
7877 | or | |
7878 | of | |
7879 | what | |
7880 | other | |
7881 | people | |
7882 | think | |
7883 | of | |
7884 | it | |
7885 | Its | |
7886 | the | |
7887 | greatest | |
7888 | instrument | |
7889 | youll | |
7890 | ever | |
7891 | own | |
7892 | Dance | |
7893 | even | |
7894 | if | |
7895 | you | |
7896 | have | |
7897 | nowhere | |
7898 | to | |
7899 | do | |
7900 | it | |
7901 | but | |
7902 | your | |
7903 | living | |
7904 | room | |
7905 | Read | |
7906 | the | |
7907 | directions | |
7908 | even | |
7909 | if | |
7910 | you | |
7911 | dont | |
7912 | follow | |
7913 | them | |
7914 | Do | |
7915 | not | |
7916 | read | |
7917 | beauty | |
7918 | magazines | |
7919 | They | |
7920 | will | |
7921 | only | |
7922 | make | |
7923 | you | |
7924 | feel | |
7925 | ugly | |
7926 | Get | |
7927 | to | |
7928 | know | |
7929 | your | |
7930 | parents | |
7931 | You | |
7932 | never | |
7933 | know | |
7934 | when | |
7935 | theyll | |
7936 | be | |
7937 | gone | |
7938 | for | |
7939 | good | |
7940 | Be | |
7941 | nice | |
7942 | to | |
7943 | your | |
7944 | siblings | |
7945 | Theyre | |
7946 | your | |
7947 | best | |
7948 | link | |
7949 | to | |
7950 | your | |
7951 | past | |
7952 | and | |
7953 | the | |
7954 | people | |
7955 | most | |
7956 | likely | |
7957 | to | |
7958 | stick | |
7959 | with | |
7960 | you | |
7961 | in | |
7962 | the | |
7963 | future | |
7964 | Understand | |
7965 | that | |
7966 | friends | |
7967 | come | |
7968 | and | |
7969 | go | |
7970 | but | |
7971 | with | |
7972 | a | |
7973 | precious | |
7974 | few | |
7975 | you | |
7976 | should | |
7977 | hold | |
7978 | on | |
7979 | Work | |
7980 | hard | |
7981 | to | |
7982 | bridge | |
7983 | the | |
7984 | gaps | |
7985 | in | |
7986 | geography | |
7987 | and | |
7988 | lifestyle | |
7989 | because | |
7990 | the | |
7991 | older | |
7992 | you | |
7993 | get | |
7994 | the | |
7995 | more | |
7996 | you | |
7997 | need | |
7998 | the | |
7999 | people | |
8000 | who | |
8001 | knew | |
8002 | you | |
8003 | when | |
8004 | you | |
8005 | were | |
8006 | young | |
8007 | Live | |
8008 | in | |
8009 | New | |
8010 | York | |
8011 | City | |
8012 | once | |
8013 | but | |
8014 | leave | |
8015 | before | |
8016 | it | |
8017 | makes | |
8018 | you | |
8019 | hard | |
8020 | Live | |
8021 | in | |
8022 | Northern | |
8023 | California | |
8024 | once | |
8025 | but | |
8026 | leave | |
8027 | before | |
8028 | it | |
8029 | makes | |
8030 | you | |
8031 | soft | |
8032 | Travel | |
8033 | Accept | |
8034 | certain | |
8035 | inalienable | |
8036 | truths | |
8037 | Prices | |
8038 | will | |
8039 | rise | |
8040 | Politicians | |
8041 | will | |
8042 | philander | |
8043 | You | |
8044 | too | |
8045 | will | |
8046 | get | |
8047 | old | |
8048 | And | |
8049 | when | |
8050 | you | |
8051 | do | |
8052 | youll | |
8053 | fantasize | |
8054 | that | |
8055 | when | |
8056 | you | |
8057 | were | |
8058 | young | |
8059 | prices | |
8060 | were | |
8061 | reasonable | |
8062 | politicians | |
8063 | were | |
8064 | noble | |
8065 | and | |
8066 | children | |
8067 | respected | |
8068 | their | |
8069 | elders | |
8070 | Respect | |
8071 | your | |
8072 | elders | |
8073 | Dont | |
8074 | expect | |
8075 | anyone | |
8076 | else | |
8077 | to | |
8078 | support | |
8079 | you | |
8080 | Maybe | |
8081 | you | |
8082 | have | |
8083 | a | |
8084 | trust | |
8085 | fund | |
8086 | Maybe | |
8087 | youll | |
8088 | have | |
8089 | a | |
8090 | wealthy | |
8091 | spouse | |
8092 | But | |
8093 | you | |
8094 | never | |
8095 | know | |
8096 | when | |
8097 | either | |
8098 | one | |
8099 | might | |
8100 | run | |
8101 | out | |
8102 | Dont | |
8103 | mess | |
8104 | too | |
8105 | much | |
8106 | with | |
8107 | your | |
8108 | hair | |
8109 | or | |
8110 | by | |
8111 | the | |
8112 | time | |
8113 | youre | |
8114 | 40 | |
8115 | it | |
8116 | will | |
8117 | look | |
8118 | 85 | |
8119 | Be | |
8120 | careful | |
8121 | whose | |
8122 | advice | |
8123 | you | |
8124 | buy | |
8125 | but | |
8126 | be | |
8127 | patient | |
8128 | with | |
8129 | those | |
8130 | who | |
8131 | supply | |
8132 | it | |
8133 | Advice | |
8134 | is | |
8135 | a | |
8136 | form | |
8137 | of | |
8138 | nostalgia | |
8139 | Dispensing | |
8140 | it | |
8141 | is | |
8142 | a | |
8143 | way | |
8144 | of | |
8145 | fishing | |
8146 | the | |
8147 | past | |
8148 | from | |
8149 | the | |
8150 | disposal | |
8151 | wiping | |
8152 | it | |
8153 | off | |
8154 | painting | |
8155 | over | |
8156 | the | |
8157 | ugly | |
8158 | parts | |
8159 | and | |
8160 | recycling | |
8161 | it | |
8162 | for | |
8163 | more | |
8164 | than | |
8165 | its | |
8166 | worth | |
8167 | But | |
8168 | trust | |
8169 | me | |
8170 | on | |
8171 | the | |
8172 | sunscreen | |
8173 | Kurt | |
8174 | Vonneguts | |
8175 | Commencement | |
8176 | Address | |
8177 | at | |
8178 | MIT | |
8179 | Ladies | |
8180 | and | |
8181 | gentlemen | |
8182 | of | |
8183 | the | |
8184 | class | |
8185 | of | |
8186 | 97 | |
8187 | Wear | |
8188 | sunscreen | |
8189 | If | |
8190 | I | |
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8197 | for | |
8198 | the | |
8199 | future | |
8200 | sunscreen | |
8201 | would | |
8202 | be | |
8203 | it | |
8204 | The | |
8205 | longterm | |
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8207 | of | |
8208 | sunscreen | |
8209 | have | |
8210 | been | |
8211 | proved | |
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8213 | scientists | |
8214 | whereas | |
8215 | the | |
8216 | rest | |
8217 | of | |
8218 | my | |
8219 | advice | |
8220 | has | |
8221 | no | |
8222 | basis | |
8223 | more | |
8224 | reliable | |
8225 | than | |
8226 | my | |
8227 | own | |
8228 | meandering | |
8229 | experience | |
8230 | I | |
8231 | will | |
8232 | dispense | |
8233 | this | |
8234 | advice | |
8235 | now | |
8236 | Enjoy | |
8237 | the | |
8238 | power | |
8239 | and | |
8240 | beauty | |
8241 | of | |
8242 | your | |
8243 | youth | |
8244 | Oh | |
8245 | never | |
8246 | mind | |
8247 | You | |
8248 | will | |
8249 | not | |
8250 | understand | |
8251 | the | |
8252 | power | |
8253 | and | |
8254 | beauty | |
8255 | of | |
8256 | your | |
8257 | youth | |
8258 | until | |
8259 | theyve | |
8260 | faded | |
8261 | But | |
8262 | trust | |
8263 | me | |
8264 | in | |
8265 | 20 | |
8266 | years | |
8267 | youll | |
8268 | look | |
8269 | back | |
8270 | at | |
8271 | photos | |
8272 | of | |
8273 | yourself | |
8274 | and | |
8275 | recall | |
8276 | in | |
8277 | a | |
8278 | way | |
8279 | you | |
8280 | cant | |
8281 | grasp | |
8282 | now | |
8283 | how | |
8284 | much | |
8285 | possibility | |
8286 | lay | |
8287 | before | |
8288 | you | |
8289 | and | |
8290 | how | |
8291 | fabulous | |
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8293 | really | |
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8296 | are | |
8297 | not | |
8298 | as | |
8299 | fat | |
8300 | as | |
8301 | you | |
8302 | imagine | |
8303 | Dont | |
8304 | worry | |
8305 | about | |
8306 | the | |
8307 | future | |
8308 | Or | |
8309 | worry | |
8310 | but | |
8311 | know | |
8312 | that | |
8313 | worrying | |
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8315 | as | |
8316 | effective | |
8317 | as | |
8318 | trying | |
8319 | to | |
8320 | solve | |
8321 | an | |
8322 | algebra | |
8323 | equation | |
8324 | by | |
8325 | chewing | |
8326 | bubble | |
8327 | gum | |
8328 | The | |
8329 | real | |
8330 | troubles | |
8331 | in | |
8332 | your | |
8333 | life | |
8334 | are | |
8335 | apt | |
8336 | to | |
8337 | be | |
8338 | things | |
8339 | that | |
8340 | never | |
8341 | crossed | |
8342 | your | |
8343 | worried | |
8344 | mind | |
8345 | the | |
8346 | kind | |
8347 | that | |
8348 | blindside | |
8349 | you | |
8350 | at | |
8351 | 4 | |
8352 | pm | |
8353 | on | |
8354 | some | |
8355 | idle | |
8356 | Tuesday | |
8357 | Do | |
8358 | one | |
8359 | thing | |
8360 | every | |
8361 | day | |
8362 | that | |
8363 | scares | |
8364 | you | |
8365 | Sing | |
8366 | Dont | |
8367 | be | |
8368 | reckless | |
8369 | with | |
8370 | other | |
8371 | peoples | |
8372 | hearts | |
8373 | Dont | |
8374 | put | |
8375 | up | |
8376 | with | |
8377 | people | |
8378 | who | |
8379 | are | |
8380 | reckless | |
8381 | with | |
8382 | yours | |
8383 | Floss | |
8384 | Dont | |
8385 | waste | |
8386 | your | |
8387 | time | |
8388 | on | |
8389 | jealousy | |
8390 | Sometimes | |
8391 | youre | |
8392 | ahead | |
8393 | sometimes | |
8394 | youre | |
8395 | behind | |
8396 | The | |
8397 | race | |
8398 | is | |
8399 | long | |
8400 | and | |
8401 | in | |
8402 | the | |
8403 | end | |
8404 | its | |
8405 | only | |
8406 | with | |
8407 | yourself | |
8408 | Remember | |
8409 | compliments | |
8410 | you | |
8411 | receive | |
8412 | Forget | |
8413 | the | |
8414 | insults | |
8415 | If | |
8416 | you | |
8417 | succeed | |
8418 | in | |
8419 | doing | |
8420 | this | |
8421 | tell | |
8422 | me | |
8423 | how | |
8424 | Keep | |
8425 | your | |
8426 | old | |
8427 | love | |
8428 | letters | |
8429 | Throw | |
8430 | away | |
8431 | your | |
8432 | old | |
8433 | bank | |
8434 | statements | |
8435 | Stretch | |
8436 | Dont | |
8437 | feel | |
8438 | guilty | |
8439 | if | |
8440 | you | |
8441 | dont | |
8442 | know | |
8443 | what | |
8444 | you | |
8445 | want | |
8446 | to | |
8447 | do | |
8448 | with | |
8449 | your | |
8450 | life | |
8451 | The | |
8452 | most | |
8453 | interesting | |
8454 | people | |
8455 | I | |
8456 | know | |
8457 | didnt | |
8458 | know | |
8459 | at | |
8460 | 22 | |
8461 | what | |
8462 | they | |
8463 | wanted | |
8464 | to | |
8465 | do | |
8466 | with | |
8467 | their | |
8468 | lives | |
8469 | Some | |
8470 | of | |
8471 | the | |
8472 | most | |
8473 | interesting | |
8474 | 40yearolds | |
8475 | I | |
8476 | know | |
8477 | still | |
8478 | dont | |
8479 | Get | |
8480 | plenty | |
8481 | of | |
8482 | calcium | |
8483 | Be | |
8484 | kind | |
8485 | to | |
8486 | your | |
8487 | knees | |
8488 | Youll | |
8489 | miss | |
8490 | them | |
8491 | when | |
8492 | theyre | |
8493 | gone | |
8494 | Maybe | |
8495 | youll | |
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8498 | you | |
8499 | wont | |
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8501 | youll | |
8502 | have | |
8503 | children | |
8504 | maybe | |
8505 | you | |
8506 | wont | |
8507 | Maybe | |
8508 | youll | |
8509 | divorce | |
8510 | at | |
8511 | 40 | |
8512 | maybe | |
8513 | youll | |
8514 | dance | |
8515 | the | |
8516 | funky | |
8517 | chicken | |
8518 | on | |
8519 | your | |
8520 | 75th | |
8521 | wedding | |
8522 | anniversary | |
8523 | Whatever | |
8524 | you | |
8525 | do | |
8526 | dont | |
8527 | congratulate | |
8528 | yourself | |
8529 | too | |
8530 | much | |
8531 | or | |
8532 | berate | |
8533 | yourself | |
8534 | either | |
8535 | Your | |
8536 | choices | |
8537 | are | |
8538 | half | |
8539 | chance | |
8540 | So | |
8541 | are | |
8542 | everybody | |
8543 | elses | |
8544 | Enjoy | |
8545 | your | |
8546 | body | |
8547 | Use | |
8548 | it | |
8549 | every | |
8550 | way | |
8551 | you | |
8552 | can | |
8553 | Dont | |
8554 | be | |
8555 | afraid | |
8556 | of | |
8557 | it | |
8558 | or | |
8559 | of | |
8560 | what | |
8561 | other | |
8562 | people | |
8563 | think | |
8564 | of | |
8565 | it | |
8566 | Its | |
8567 | the | |
8568 | greatest | |
8569 | instrument | |
8570 | youll | |
8571 | ever | |
8572 | own | |
8573 | Dance | |
8574 | even | |
8575 | if | |
8576 | you | |
8577 | have | |
8578 | nowhere | |
8579 | to | |
8580 | do | |
8581 | it | |
8582 | but | |
8583 | your | |
8584 | living | |
8585 | room | |
8586 | Read | |
8587 | the | |
8588 | directions | |
8589 | even | |
8590 | if | |
8591 | you | |
8592 | dont | |
8593 | follow | |
8594 | them | |
8595 | Do | |
8596 | not | |
8597 | read | |
8598 | beauty | |
8599 | magazines | |
8600 | They | |
8601 | will | |
8602 | only | |
8603 | make | |
8604 | you | |
8605 | feel | |
8606 | ugly | |
8607 | Get | |
8608 | to | |
8609 | know | |
8610 | your | |
8611 | parents | |
8612 | You | |
8613 | never | |
8614 | know | |
8615 | when | |
8616 | theyll | |
8617 | be | |
8618 | gone | |
8619 | for | |
8620 | good | |
8621 | Be | |
8622 | nice | |
8623 | to | |
8624 | your | |
8625 | siblings | |
8626 | Theyre | |
8627 | your | |
8628 | best | |
8629 | link | |
8630 | to | |
8631 | your | |
8632 | past | |
8633 | and | |
8634 | the | |
8635 | people | |
8636 | most | |
8637 | likely | |
8638 | to | |
8639 | stick | |
8640 | with | |
8641 | you | |
8642 | in | |
8643 | the | |
8644 | future | |
8645 | Understand | |
8646 | that | |
8647 | friends | |
8648 | come | |
8649 | and | |
8650 | go | |
8651 | but | |
8652 | with | |
8653 | a | |
8654 | precious | |
8655 | few | |
8656 | you | |
8657 | should | |
8658 | hold | |
8659 | on | |
8660 | Work | |
8661 | hard | |
8662 | to | |
8663 | bridge | |
8664 | the | |
8665 | gaps | |
8666 | in | |
8667 | geography | |
8668 | and | |
8669 | lifestyle | |
8670 | because | |
8671 | the | |
8672 | older | |
8673 | you | |
8674 | get | |
8675 | the | |
8676 | more | |
8677 | you | |
8678 | need | |
8679 | the | |
8680 | people | |
8681 | who | |
8682 | knew | |
8683 | you | |
8684 | when | |
8685 | you | |
8686 | were | |
8687 | young | |
8688 | Live | |
8689 | in | |
8690 | New | |
8691 | York | |
8692 | City | |
8693 | once | |
8694 | but | |
8695 | leave | |
8696 | before | |
8697 | it | |
8698 | makes | |
8699 | you | |
8700 | hard | |
8701 | Live | |
8702 | in | |
8703 | Northern | |
8704 | California | |
8705 | once | |
8706 | but | |
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8709 | it | |
8710 | makes | |
8711 | you | |
8712 | soft | |
8713 | Travel | |
8714 | Accept | |
8715 | certain | |
8716 | inalienable | |
8717 | truths | |
8718 | Prices | |
8719 | will | |
8720 | rise | |
8721 | Politicians | |
8722 | will | |
8723 | philander | |
8724 | You | |
8725 | too | |
8726 | will | |
8727 | get | |
8728 | old | |
8729 | And | |
8730 | when | |
8731 | you | |
8732 | do | |
8733 | youll | |
8734 | fantasize | |
8735 | that | |
8736 | when | |
8737 | you | |
8738 | were | |
8739 | young | |
8740 | prices | |
8741 | were | |
8742 | reasonable | |
8743 | politicians | |
8744 | were | |
8745 | noble | |
8746 | and | |
8747 | children | |
8748 | respected | |
8749 | their | |
8750 | elders | |
8751 | Respect | |
8752 | your | |
8753 | elders | |
8754 | Dont | |
8755 | expect | |
8756 | anyone | |
8757 | else | |
8758 | to | |
8759 | support | |
8760 | you | |
8761 | Maybe | |
8762 | you | |
8763 | have | |
8764 | a | |
8765 | trust | |
8766 | fund | |
8767 | Maybe | |
8768 | youll | |
8769 | have | |
8770 | a | |
8771 | wealthy | |
8772 | spouse | |
8773 | But | |
8774 | you | |
8775 | never | |
8776 | know | |
8777 | when | |
8778 | either | |
8779 | one | |
8780 | might | |
8781 | run | |
8782 | out | |
8783 | Dont | |
8784 | mess | |
8785 | too | |
8786 | much | |
8787 | with | |
8788 | your | |
8789 | hair | |
8790 | or | |
8791 | by | |
8792 | the | |
8793 | time | |
8794 | youre | |
8795 | 40 | |
8796 | it | |
8797 | will | |
8798 | look | |
8799 | 85 | |
8800 | Be | |
8801 | careful | |
8802 | whose | |
8803 | advice | |
8804 | you | |
8805 | buy | |
8806 | but | |
8807 | be | |
8808 | patient | |
8809 | with | |
8810 | those | |
8811 | who | |
8812 | supply | |
8813 | it | |
8814 | Advice | |
8815 | is | |
8816 | a | |
8817 | form | |
8818 | of | |
8819 | nostalgia | |
8820 | Dispensing | |
8821 | it | |
8822 | is | |
8823 | a | |
8824 | way | |
8825 | of | |
8826 | fishing | |
8827 | the | |
8828 | past | |
8829 | from | |
8830 | the | |
8831 | disposal | |
8832 | wiping | |
8833 | it | |
8834 | off | |
8835 | painting | |
8836 | over | |
8837 | the | |
8838 | ugly | |
8839 | parts | |
8840 | and | |
8841 | recycling | |
8842 | it | |
8843 | for | |
8844 | more | |
8845 | than | |
8846 | its | |
8847 | worth | |
8848 | But | |
8849 | trust | |
8850 | me | |
8851 | on | |
8852 | the | |
8853 | sunscreen | |
8854 | Kurt | |
8855 | Vonneguts | |
8856 | Commencement | |
8857 | Address | |
8858 | at | |
8859 | MIT | |
8860 | Ladies | |
8861 | and | |
8862 | gentlemen | |
8863 | of | |
8864 | the | |
8865 | class | |
8866 | of | |
8867 | 97 | |
8868 | Wear | |
8869 | sunscreen | |
8870 | If | |
8871 | I | |
8872 | could | |
8873 | offer | |
8874 | you | |
8875 | only | |
8876 | one | |
8877 | tip | |
8878 | for | |
8879 | the | |
8880 | future | |
8881 | sunscreen | |
8882 | would | |
8883 | be | |
8884 | it | |
8885 | The | |
8886 | longterm | |
8887 | benefits | |
8888 | of | |
8889 | sunscreen | |
8890 | have | |
8891 | been | |
8892 | proved | |
8893 | by | |
8894 | scientists | |
8895 | whereas | |
8896 | the | |
8897 | rest | |
8898 | of | |
8899 | my | |
8900 | advice | |
8901 | has | |
8902 | no | |
8903 | basis | |
8904 | more | |
8905 | reliable | |
8906 | than | |
8907 | my | |
8908 | own | |
8909 | meandering | |
8910 | experience | |
8911 | I | |
8912 | will | |
8913 | dispense | |
8914 | this | |
8915 | advice | |
8916 | now | |
8917 | Enjoy | |
8918 | the | |
8919 | power | |
8920 | and | |
8921 | beauty | |
8922 | of | |
8923 | your | |
8924 | youth | |
8925 | Oh | |
8926 | never | |
8927 | mind | |
8928 | You | |
8929 | will | |
8930 | not | |
8931 | understand | |
8932 | the | |
8933 | power | |
8934 | and | |
8935 | beauty | |
8936 | of | |
8937 | your | |
8938 | youth | |
8939 | until | |
8940 | theyve | |
8941 | faded | |
8942 | But | |
8943 | trust | |
8944 | me | |
8945 | in | |
8946 | 20 | |
8947 | years | |
8948 | youll | |
8949 | look | |
8950 | back | |
8951 | at | |
8952 | photos | |
8953 | of | |
8954 | yourself | |
8955 | and | |
8956 | recall | |
8957 | in | |
8958 | a | |
8959 | way | |
8960 | you | |
8961 | cant | |
8962 | grasp | |
8963 | now | |
8964 | how | |
8965 | much | |
8966 | possibility | |
8967 | lay | |
8968 | before | |
8969 | you | |
8970 | and | |
8971 | how | |
8972 | fabulous | |
8973 | you | |
8974 | really | |
8975 | looked | |
8976 | You | |
8977 | are | |
8978 | not | |
8979 | as | |
8980 | fat | |
8981 | as | |
8982 | you | |
8983 | imagine | |
8984 | Dont | |
8985 | worry | |
8986 | about | |
8987 | the | |
8988 | future | |
8989 | Or | |
8990 | worry | |
8991 | but | |
8992 | know | |
8993 | that | |
8994 | worrying | |
8995 | is | |
8996 | as | |
8997 | effective | |
8998 | as | |
8999 | trying | |
9000 | to | |
9001 | solve | |
9002 | an | |
9003 | algebra | |
9004 | equation | |
9005 | by | |
9006 | chewing | |
9007 | bubble | |
9008 | gum | |
9009 | The | |
9010 | real | |
9011 | troubles | |
9012 | in | |
9013 | your | |
9014 | life | |
9015 | are | |
9016 | apt | |
9017 | to | |
9018 | be | |
9019 | things | |
9020 | that | |
9021 | never | |
9022 | crossed | |
9023 | your | |
9024 | worried | |
9025 | mind | |
9026 | the | |
9027 | kind | |
9028 | that | |
9029 | blindside | |
9030 | you | |
9031 | at | |
9032 | 4 | |
9033 | pm | |
9034 | on | |
9035 | some | |
9036 | idle | |
9037 | Tuesday | |
9038 | Do | |
9039 | one | |
9040 | thing | |
9041 | every | |
9042 | day | |
9043 | that | |
9044 | scares | |
9045 | you | |
9046 | Sing | |
9047 | Dont | |
9048 | be | |
9049 | reckless | |
9050 | with | |
9051 | other | |
9052 | peoples | |
9053 | hearts | |
9054 | Dont | |
9055 | put | |
9056 | up | |
9057 | with | |
9058 | people | |
9059 | who | |
9060 | are | |
9061 | reckless | |
9062 | with | |
9063 | yours | |
9064 | Floss | |
9065 | Dont | |
9066 | waste | |
9067 | your | |
9068 | time | |
9069 | on | |
9070 | jealousy | |
9071 | Sometimes | |
9072 | youre | |
9073 | ahead | |
9074 | sometimes | |
9075 | youre | |
9076 | behind | |
9077 | The | |
9078 | race | |
9079 | is | |
9080 | long | |
9081 | and | |
9082 | in | |
9083 | the | |
9084 | end | |
9085 | its | |
9086 | only | |
9087 | with | |
9088 | yourself | |
9089 | Remember | |
9090 | compliments | |
9091 | you | |
9092 | receive | |
9093 | Forget | |
9094 | the | |
9095 | insults | |
9096 | If | |
9097 | you | |
9098 | succeed | |
9099 | in | |
9100 | doing | |
9101 | this | |
9102 | tell | |
9103 | me | |
9104 | how | |
9105 | Keep | |
9106 | your | |
9107 | old | |
9108 | love | |
9109 | letters | |
9110 | Throw | |
9111 | away | |
9112 | your | |
9113 | old | |
9114 | bank | |
9115 | statements | |
9116 | Stretch | |
9117 | Dont | |
9118 | feel | |
9119 | guilty | |
9120 | if | |
9121 | you | |
9122 | dont | |
9123 | know | |
9124 | what | |
9125 | you | |
9126 | want | |
9127 | to | |
9128 | do | |
9129 | with | |
9130 | your | |
9131 | life | |
9132 | The | |
9133 | most | |
9134 | interesting | |
9135 | people | |
9136 | I | |
9137 | know | |
9138 | didnt | |
9139 | know | |
9140 | at | |
9141 | 22 | |
9142 | what | |
9143 | they | |
9144 | wanted | |
9145 | to | |
9146 | do | |
9147 | with | |
9148 | their | |
9149 | lives | |
9150 | Some | |
9151 | of | |
9152 | the | |
9153 | most | |
9154 | interesting | |
9155 | 40yearolds | |
9156 | I | |
9157 | know | |
9158 | still | |
9159 | dont | |
9160 | Get | |
9161 | plenty | |
9162 | of | |
9163 | calcium | |
9164 | Be | |
9165 | kind | |
9166 | to | |
9167 | your | |
9168 | knees | |
9169 | Youll | |
9170 | miss | |
9171 | them | |
9172 | when | |
9173 | theyre | |
9174 | gone | |
9175 | Maybe | |
9176 | youll | |
9177 | marry | |
9178 | maybe | |
9179 | you | |
9180 | wont | |
9181 | Maybe | |
9182 | youll | |
9183 | have | |
9184 | children | |
9185 | maybe | |
9186 | you | |
9187 | wont | |
9188 | Maybe | |
9189 | youll | |
9190 | divorce | |
9191 | at | |
9192 | 40 | |
9193 | maybe | |
9194 | youll | |
9195 | dance | |
9196 | the | |
9197 | funky | |
9198 | chicken | |
9199 | on | |
9200 | your | |
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9212 | or | |
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9219 | half | |
9220 | chance | |
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9223 | everybody | |
9224 | elses | |
9225 | Enjoy | |
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9227 | body | |
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9230 | every | |
9231 | way | |
9232 | you | |
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9236 | afraid | |
9237 | of | |
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9242 | other | |
9243 | people | |
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9245 | of | |
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9249 | greatest | |
9250 | instrument | |
9251 | youll | |
9252 | ever | |
9253 | own | |
9254 | Dance | |
9255 | even | |
9256 | if | |
9257 | you | |
9258 | have | |
9259 | nowhere | |
9260 | to | |
9261 | do | |
9262 | it | |
9263 | but | |
9264 | your | |
9265 | living | |
9266 | room | |
9267 | Read | |
9268 | the | |
9269 | directions | |
9270 | even | |
9271 | if | |
9272 | you | |
9273 | dont | |
9274 | follow | |
9275 | them | |
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9278 | read | |
9279 | beauty | |
9280 | magazines | |
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9282 | will | |
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9285 | you | |
9286 | feel | |
9287 | ugly | |
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9291 | your | |
9292 | parents | |
9293 | You | |
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9295 | know | |
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9298 | be | |
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9314 | and | |
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9317 | most | |
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9320 | stick | |
9321 | with | |
9322 | you | |
9323 | in | |
9324 | the | |
9325 | future | |
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9327 | that | |
9328 | friends | |
9329 | come | |
9330 | and | |
9331 | go | |
9332 | but | |
9333 | with | |
9334 | a | |
9335 | precious | |
9336 | few | |
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9338 | should | |
9339 | hold | |
9340 | on | |
9341 | Work | |
9342 | hard | |
9343 | to | |
9344 | bridge | |
9345 | the | |
9346 | gaps | |
9347 | in | |
9348 | geography | |
9349 | and | |
9350 | lifestyle | |
9351 | because | |
9352 | the | |
9353 | older | |
9354 | you | |
9355 | get | |
9356 | the | |
9357 | more | |
9358 | you | |
9359 | need | |
9360 | the | |
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9362 | who | |
9363 | knew | |
9364 | you | |
9365 | when | |
9366 | you | |
9367 | were | |
9368 | young | |
9369 | Live | |
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9371 | New | |
9372 | York | |
9373 | City | |
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9375 | but | |
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9378 | it | |
9379 | makes | |
9380 | you | |
9381 | hard | |
9382 | Live | |
9383 | in | |
9384 | Northern | |
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9387 | but | |
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9390 | it | |
9391 | makes | |
9392 | you | |
9393 | soft | |
9394 | Travel | |
9395 | Accept | |
9396 | certain | |
9397 | inalienable | |
9398 | truths | |
9399 | Prices | |
9400 | will | |
9401 | rise | |
9402 | Politicians | |
9403 | will | |
9404 | philander | |
9405 | You | |
9406 | too | |
9407 | will | |
9408 | get | |
9409 | old | |
9410 | And | |
9411 | when | |
9412 | you | |
9413 | do | |
9414 | youll | |
9415 | fantasize | |
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9418 | you | |
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9420 | young | |
9421 | prices | |
9422 | were | |
9423 | reasonable | |
9424 | politicians | |
9425 | were | |
9426 | noble | |
9427 | and | |
9428 | children | |
9429 | respected | |
9430 | their | |
9431 | elders | |
9432 | Respect | |
9433 | your | |
9434 | elders | |
9435 | Dont | |
9436 | expect | |
9437 | anyone | |
9438 | else | |
9439 | to | |
9440 | support | |
9441 | you | |
9442 | Maybe | |
9443 | you | |
9444 | have | |
9445 | a | |
9446 | trust | |
9447 | fund | |
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9449 | youll | |
9450 | have | |
9451 | a | |
9452 | wealthy | |
9453 | spouse | |
9454 | But | |
9455 | you | |
9456 | never | |
9457 | know | |
9458 | when | |
9459 | either | |
9460 | one | |
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9463 | out | |
9464 | Dont | |
9465 | mess | |
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9467 | much | |
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9469 | your | |
9470 | hair | |
9471 | or | |
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9474 | time | |
9475 | youre | |
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9477 | it | |
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9479 | look | |
9480 | 85 | |
9481 | Be | |
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9483 | whose | |
9484 | advice | |
9485 | you | |
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9488 | be | |
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9490 | with | |
9491 | those | |
9492 | who | |
9493 | supply | |
9494 | it | |
9495 | Advice | |
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9497 | a | |
9498 | form | |
9499 | of | |
9500 | nostalgia | |
9501 | Dispensing | |
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9503 | is | |
9504 | a | |
9505 | way | |
9506 | of | |
9507 | fishing | |
9508 | the | |
9509 | past | |
9510 | from | |
9511 | the | |
9512 | disposal | |
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9514 | it | |
9515 | off | |
9516 | painting | |
9517 | over | |
9518 | the | |
9519 | ugly | |
9520 | parts | |
9521 | and | |
9522 | recycling | |
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9524 | for | |
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9527 | its | |
9528 | worth | |
9529 | But | |
9530 | trust | |
9531 | me | |
9532 | on | |
9533 | the | |
9534 | sunscreen | |
9535 | Kurt | |
9536 | Vonneguts | |
9537 | Commencement | |
9538 | Address | |
9539 | at | |
9540 | MIT | |
9541 | Ladies | |
9542 | and | |
9543 | gentlemen | |
9544 | of | |
9545 | the | |
9546 | class | |
9547 | of | |
9548 | 97 | |
9549 | Wear | |
9550 | sunscreen | |
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9552 | I | |
9553 | could | |
9554 | offer | |
9555 | you | |
9556 | only | |
9557 | one | |
9558 | tip | |
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9560 | the | |
9561 | future | |
9562 | sunscreen | |
9563 | would | |
9564 | be | |
9565 | it | |
9566 | The | |
9567 | longterm | |
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9570 | sunscreen | |
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9573 | proved | |
9574 | by | |
9575 | scientists | |
9576 | whereas | |
9577 | the | |
9578 | rest | |
9579 | of | |
9580 | my | |
9581 | advice | |
9582 | has | |
9583 | no | |
9584 | basis | |
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9586 | reliable | |
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9588 | my | |
9589 | own | |
9590 | meandering | |
9591 | experience | |
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9593 | will | |
9594 | dispense | |
9595 | this | |
9596 | advice | |
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9598 | Enjoy | |
9599 | the | |
9600 | power | |
9601 | and | |
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9605 | youth | |
9606 | Oh | |
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9610 | will | |
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9614 | power | |
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9619 | youth | |
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9621 | theyve | |
9622 | faded | |
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9624 | trust | |
9625 | me | |
9626 | in | |
9627 | 20 | |
9628 | years | |
9629 | youll | |
9630 | look | |
9631 | back | |
9632 | at | |
9633 | photos | |
9634 | of | |
9635 | yourself | |
9636 | and | |
9637 | recall | |
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9639 | a | |
9640 | way | |
9641 | you | |
9642 | cant | |
9643 | grasp | |
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9646 | much | |
9647 | possibility | |
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9650 | you | |
9651 | and | |
9652 | how | |
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9660 | as | |
9661 | fat | |
9662 | as | |
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9664 | imagine | |
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9666 | worry | |
9667 | about | |
9668 | the | |
9669 | future | |
9670 | Or | |
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9680 | trying | |
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9683 | an | |
9684 | algebra | |
9685 | equation | |
9686 | by | |
9687 | chewing | |
9688 | bubble | |
9689 | gum | |
9690 | The | |
9691 | real | |
9692 | troubles | |
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9694 | your | |
9695 | life | |
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9699 | be | |
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9703 | crossed | |
9704 | your | |
9705 | worried | |
9706 | mind | |
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9710 | blindside | |
9711 | you | |
9712 | at | |
9713 | 4 | |
9714 | pm | |
9715 | on | |
9716 | some | |
9717 | idle | |
9718 | Tuesday | |
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9720 | one | |
9721 | thing | |
9722 | every | |
9723 | day | |
9724 | that | |
9725 | scares | |
9726 | you | |
9727 | Sing | |
9728 | Dont | |
9729 | be | |
9730 | reckless | |
9731 | with | |
9732 | other | |
9733 | peoples | |
9734 | hearts | |
9735 | Dont | |
9736 | put | |
9737 | up | |
9738 | with | |
9739 | people | |
9740 | who | |
9741 | are | |
9742 | reckless | |
9743 | with | |
9744 | yours | |
9745 | Floss | |
9746 | Dont | |
9747 | waste | |
9748 | your | |
9749 | time | |
9750 | on | |
9751 | jealousy | |
9752 | Sometimes | |
9753 | youre | |
9754 | ahead | |
9755 | sometimes | |
9756 | youre | |
9757 | behind | |
9758 | The | |
9759 | race | |
9760 | is | |
9761 | long | |
9762 | and | |
9763 | in | |
9764 | the | |
9765 | end | |
9766 | its | |
9767 | only | |
9768 | with | |
9769 | yourself | |
9770 | Remember | |
9771 | compliments | |
9772 | you | |
9773 | receive | |
9774 | Forget | |
9775 | the | |
9776 | insults | |
9777 | If | |
9778 | you | |
9779 | succeed | |
9780 | in | |
9781 | doing | |
9782 | this | |
9783 | tell | |
9784 | me | |
9785 | how | |
9786 | Keep | |
9787 | your | |
9788 | old | |
9789 | love | |
9790 | letters | |
9791 | Throw | |
9792 | away | |
9793 | your | |
9794 | old | |
9795 | bank | |
9796 | statements | |
9797 | Stretch | |
9798 | Dont | |
9799 | feel | |
9800 | guilty | |
9801 | if | |
9802 | you | |
9803 | dont | |
9804 | know | |
9805 | what | |
9806 | you | |
9807 | want | |
9808 | to | |
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9810 | with | |
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9812 | life | |
9813 | The | |
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9820 | know | |
9821 | at | |
9822 | 22 | |
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9824 | they | |
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9826 | to | |
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9828 | with | |
9829 | their | |
9830 | lives | |
9831 | Some | |
9832 | of | |
9833 | the | |
9834 | most | |
9835 | interesting | |
9836 | 40yearolds | |
9837 | I | |
9838 | know | |
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9840 | dont | |
9841 | Get | |
9842 | plenty | |
9843 | of | |
9844 | calcium | |
9845 | Be | |
9846 | kind | |
9847 | to | |
9848 | your | |
9849 | knees | |
9850 | Youll | |
9851 | miss | |
9852 | them | |
9853 | when | |
9854 | theyre | |
9855 | gone | |
9856 | Maybe | |
9857 | youll | |
9858 | marry | |
9859 | maybe | |
9860 | you | |
9861 | wont | |
9862 | Maybe | |
9863 | youll | |
9864 | have | |
9865 | children | |
9866 | maybe | |
9867 | you | |
9868 | wont | |
9869 | Maybe | |
9870 | youll | |
9871 | divorce | |
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9873 | 40 | |
9874 | maybe | |
9875 | youll | |
9876 | dance | |
9877 | the | |
9878 | funky | |
9879 | chicken | |
9880 | on | |
9881 | your | |
9882 | 75th | |
9883 | wedding | |
9884 | anniversary | |
9885 | Whatever | |
9886 | you | |
9887 | do | |
9888 | dont | |
9889 | congratulate | |
9890 | yourself | |
9891 | too | |
9892 | much | |
9893 | or | |
9894 | berate | |
9895 | yourself | |
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9899 | are | |
9900 | half | |
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9902 | So | |
9903 | are | |
9904 | everybody | |
9905 | elses | |
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9908 | body | |
9909 | Use | |
9910 | it | |
9911 | every | |
9912 | way | |
9913 | you | |
9914 | can | |
9915 | Dont | |
9916 | be | |
9917 | afraid | |
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9923 | other | |
9924 | people | |
9925 | think | |
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9928 | Its | |
9929 | the | |
9930 | greatest | |
9931 | instrument | |
9932 | youll | |
9933 | ever | |
9934 | own | |
9935 | Dance | |
9936 | even | |
9937 | if | |
9938 | you | |
9939 | have | |
9940 | nowhere | |
9941 | to | |
9942 | do | |
9943 | it | |
9944 | but | |
9945 | your | |
9946 | living | |
9947 | room | |
9948 | Read | |
9949 | the | |
9950 | directions | |
9951 | even | |
9952 | if | |
9953 | you | |
9954 | dont | |
9955 | follow | |
9956 | them | |
9957 | Do | |
9958 | not | |
9959 | read | |
9960 | beauty | |
9961 | magazines | |
9962 | They | |
9963 | will | |
9964 | only | |
9965 | make | |
9966 | you | |
9967 | feel | |
9968 | ugly | |
9969 | Get | |
9970 | to | |
9971 | know | |
9972 | your | |
9973 | parents | |
9974 | You | |
9975 | never | |
9976 | know | |
9977 | when | |
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9979 | be | |
9980 | gone | |
9981 | for | |
9982 | good | |
9983 | Be | |
9984 | nice | |
9985 | to | |
9986 | your | |
9987 | siblings | |
9988 | Theyre | |
9989 | your | |
9990 | best | |
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